Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Tips & Strategies
Me having bad dream:nu, nu, nu, nu!
Me: oh just a bad dream. Wait, why am I in a cave?
Bats:red eyes starring at hooman*
Me:eh night night my giga.
Giga: uhh.. hey ow!
Bats:bites giga and eats him*
Giga:DIES EPICLY*
Me:huh? Gerald? GERALD?!
Bats:let us introduce ourselves. *wearing tuxido shirds*
Bats:eats hooman
*Lv 64774747466274848 was killed by a lv 1 onyx!
Me: oh just a bad dream. Wait, why am I in a cave?
Bats:red eyes starring at hooman*
Me:eh night night my giga.
Giga: uhh.. hey ow!
Bats:bites giga and eats him*
Giga:DIES EPICLY*
Me:huh? Gerald? GERALD?!
Bats:let us introduce ourselves. *wearing tuxido shirds*
Bats:eats hooman
*Lv 64774747466274848 was killed by a lv 1 onyx!
More Onyc Funny Tips
Tame seventeen of them. The first sixteen should be named 'Na'. The last one, ideally the highest level, should be named 'Batman'.
Whatβs his favourite sport? Baseball obviously, Because of all the bats... Sorry. So Sorry.
Studio wildcard knee that corona will come onyc bites corona oh! Corona antidote (lesser antidote) will come
Onyc:sup
Me:hi
Onyc:*attacks and breaks armor*
Me:hand me the flamethrower
*Big group of onycs flys in
Me:sup
Me:hi
Onyc:*attacks and breaks armor*
Me:hand me the flamethrower
*Big group of onycs flys in
Me:sup
Me: starts starving in the clever cave
That one bit of cooked bat meat: SUP
a few moments later these words appeared on everyone's screen in the server.
CORONA VIRUS IS ONLINE
That one bit of cooked bat meat: SUP
a few moments later these words appeared on everyone's screen in the server.
CORONA VIRUS IS ONLINE
VLAD THE IMPALER RETURNS
Roses are red, violets are blue. If this bat sees your head, its gonna murder you!
If you look at the face of one really close, it has the face of a gorilla. This is the last thing you see, however, as you get mega rabies and DIE!!!
Be prepared for mega rabies guys, I wasn't:( check out this app for cure all!
rip armor... that was ascendant riot ya flyin fks
