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ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the onyc? Funny onyc jokes submitted by ARK players.
Why canโt we ride the bat? Catwoman can ride the bat
Tame seventeen of them. The first sixteen should be named 'Na'. The last one, ideally the highest level, should be named 'Batman'.
Whatโs his favourite sport? Baseball obviously, Because of all the bats... Sorry. So Sorry.
covid alert!!!! make sure you vaxed before you tame
Onyc:sup
Me:hi
Onyc:*attacks and breaks armor*
Me:hand me the flamethrower
*Big group of onycs flys in
Me:sup
First time I seen them I immediately thought of that meme that goes : RUN nah nah nah nah
Player: Humps over a pit of lava
Onyc: Thinks itโs an security guard
Player: falls in lava
VLAD THE IMPALER RETURNS
A ONYC KILLED MY DIRE WOLF rip jinn level 456
Me: goes in lava cave
Onyc: I took that personally
Me: starts starving in the clever cave
That one bit of cooked bat meat: SUP
a few moments later these words appeared on everyone's screen in the server.
CORONA VIRUS IS ONLINE
Search bat and this is what u get
Be prepared for mega rabies guys, I wasn't:( check out this app for cure all!
Roses are red, violets are blue. If this bat sees your head, its gonna murder you!
I'm actually Afraid to go into Caves cause of these Guys, Because the first encounter I had with them Ended in Mega Rabies and me losing my frog for 3 Days. Never have I ever Feared Bats, But this thing... It scares me.JPEG
I canโt believe they put morbius in ark
I wonder if I could get covid in ark๐ฆ
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Arkealogest: one day long long ago the world was hit by a big meteor
Dinosaurs: no one day a trex decided to eat a onyc a giant bat and it killed us all
rip armor... that was ascendant riot ya flyin fks
Wait you can tame these things?
MEGA RAIBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
U never no......๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญanimals...dead..