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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the onyc? Funny onyc jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 300 · Answer 1 · 2017-07-30T04:20:51+00:00

Tame seventeen of them. The first sixteen should be named 'Na'. The last one, ideally the highest level, should be named 'Batman'.

score 100 · Answer 2 · 2018-02-26T17:21:54+00:00

What’s his favourite sport? Baseball obviously, Because of all the bats... Sorry. So Sorry.

score 80 · Answer 3 · 2018-02-04T05:44:22+00:00

Onyc:sup
Me:hi
Onyc:*attacks and breaks armor*
Me:hand me the flamethrower
*Big group of onycs flys in
Me:sup

score 86 · Answer 4 · 2017-10-19T21:00:54+00:00

VLAD THE IMPALER RETURNS

score 58 · Answer 5 · 2017-11-01T19:18:24+00:00

Be prepared for mega rabies guys, I wasn't:( check out this app for cure all!

score 43 · Answer 6 · 2018-01-30T09:37:03+00:00

rip armor... that was ascendant riot ya flyin fks

score 43 · Answer 7 · 2018-01-09T00:19:16+00:00

I'm actually Afraid to go into Caves cause of these Guys, Because the first encounter I had with them Ended in Mega Rabies and me losing my frog for 3 Days. Never have I ever Feared Bats, But this thing... It scares me.JPEG

Answer 8 · 2020-01-04T13:45:33+00:00

My Noivern went to ark and now kills PEOPLE AND POKEMON. My Noivern was lv.100 in my game. I expect it max level in ark exactly like in my pokemon game. Stats: also max and... IT WAS SHINY!!!! Yes. (Joking never had one, I never caught a shiny myself and the only pokemon I trained to max were scorbunny, and a garchomp the garchomp was with me since lv.1....😢I miss it...) the noinoi thing is not true, just a joke... Sadly

score 24 · Answer 9 · 2018-07-29T22:06:09+00:00

All they want is to destroy your armor so you get killed and need to farm everything again. I promise, I‘ll take revenge.

score 29 · Answer 10 · 2018-01-18T23:49:07+00:00

MEGA RAIBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

U never no......😭😭😭😭animals...dead..

score 26 · Answer 11 · 2017-11-21T19:58:55+00:00

Not as cute as you thought when it's up close, and now your thatch mansion is gone

score 4 · Answer 12 · 2019-08-17T07:34:35+00:00

Was taking forever to tame so i was watching Netflix while taming then forgot about it and died on’t make the same mistake

score 10 · Answer 13 · 2018-12-31T22:46:59+00:00

I don’t say blah blah blaaaaah!!!

score 3 · Answer 14 · 2019-07-29T15:07:53+00:00

I. Cryopoded my 77 reapers n they all died grrrrrrrrr

score 2 · Answer 15 · 2019-08-27T20:43:13+00:00

It’s a flying peice of shit in the caves

Answer 16 · 2019-11-25T18:33:43+00:00

MEGA RABIES ALERT!ALERT MEGA RABIES! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEGA RABIES! ITS SPREADING!*does it spread?if it does...damn.Updoot

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2019-09-20T07:07:21+00:00

Dracula dont suck.
Dracula scrape... and lick...

score 6 · Answer 18 · 2018-11-09T18:15:44+00:00

It's not just any type of rabies..... its mega rabies.

score 4 · Answer 19 · 2019-03-14T08:12:11+00:00

These oversized pigeons lag my potato Xbox

score 6 · Answer 20 · 2018-08-31T01:51:06+00:00

Literally i feel as if i want to tame one but batman will rise and rain hell on me with its rabies.