What are some funny jokes or stories about the onyc? Funny onyc jokes submitted by ARK players.
Why can’t we ride the bat? Catwoman can ride the bat
Tame seventeen of them. The first sixteen should be named 'Na'. The last one, ideally the highest level, should be named 'Batman'.
I wonder if I could get covid in ark🦇
Arkealogest: one day long long ago the world was hit by a big meteor
Dinosaurs: no one day a trex decided to eat a onyc a giant bat and it killed us all
What’s his favourite sport? Baseball obviously, Because of all the bats... Sorry. So Sorry.
Me: goes in lava cave
Onyc: I took that personally
Onyc:*attacks and breaks armor*
Me:hand me the flamethrower
*Big group of onycs flys in
VLAD THE IMPALER RETURNS
‘Rona! Don’t eat the bat!!!!!!!!!!
A ONYC KILLED MY DIRE WOLF rip jinn level 456
Me: starts starving in the clever cave
That one bit of cooked bat meat: SUP
a few moments later these words appeared on everyone's screen in the server.
CORONA VIRUS IS ONLINE
Roses are red, violets are blue. If this bat sees your head, its gonna murder you!
Be prepared for mega rabies guys, I wasn't:( check out this app for cure all!
Again, ark still likes avatar, that's why they added a wolf bat that gives rabies-
Wait you can tame these things?
i had a 100+ wyvern and 5 to ten of these guys killed him in 2 seconds
I'm actually Afraid to go into Caves cause of these Guys, Because the first encounter I had with them Ended in Mega Rabies and me losing my frog for 3 Days. Never have I ever Feared Bats, But this thing... It scares me.JPEG
rip armor... that was ascendant riot ya flyin fks
NEVER look back or IT will show you it’s penny wise teeth🤡
It's the bats that got batman watch out! (Or unless u want to be a super hero in movies then go ahead)