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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the onyc? Funny onyc jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 260 · Answer 1 · 2021-01-04T15:47:47+00:00

Why can’t we ride the bat? Catwoman can ride the bat

score 468 · Answer 2 · 2017-07-30T04:20:51+00:00

Tame seventeen of them. The first sixteen should be named 'Na'. The last one, ideally the highest level, should be named 'Batman'.

score 209 · Answer 3 · 2018-02-26T17:21:54+00:00

What’s his favourite sport? Baseball obviously, Because of all the bats... Sorry. So Sorry.

score 204 · Answer 4 · 2018-02-04T05:44:22+00:00

Onyc:sup

Me:hi

Onyc:*attacks and breaks armor*

Me:hand me the flamethrower

*Big group of onycs flys in

Me:sup

score 138 · Answer 5 · 2017-10-19T21:00:54+00:00

VLAD THE IMPALER RETURNS

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2024-08-15T17:31:21+00:00

800 likes and I’ll fight the dragon with five lvl 1 bats

score 8 · Answer 7 · 2024-02-14T23:56:40+00:00

Broke my armour and gave me mega rabies, love these fellas

score 33 · Answer 8 · 2022-04-19T13:56:34+00:00

covid alert!!!! make sure you vaxed before you tame

score 87 · Answer 9 · 2017-11-01T19:18:24+00:00

Be prepared for mega rabies guys, I wasn't:( check out this app for cure all!

score 21 · Answer 10 · 2022-11-24T03:15:24+00:00

One time long ago I was following my friend into a cave to get the artifact of the skylord and lo and behold a lvl 480 bat appears me thinking with 250 melee damage with an ascendent sword I went after it and got one tapped keep in mind I was in full ascendent chiten armor later we went into the dungeon and first room I met lvl 550 bats in there it was a war zone I got killed real quick the sad thing is my friend barely lost any health and to this day I am not going anywhere with my friend.

(Sorry for bad punctuation)

score 50 · Answer 11 · 2020-06-06T16:13:57+00:00

Me: starts starving in the clever cave

That one bit of cooked bat meat: SUP

a few moments later these words appeared on everyone's screen in the server.

CORONA VIRUS IS ONLINE

score 30 · Answer 12 · 2021-08-22T01:17:40+00:00

Me: goes in lava cave

Onyc: I took that personally

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2024-05-10T20:17:12+00:00

There all saying it’s a Walmart version but there og, first bat in the game

score 7 · Answer 14 · 2023-11-25T09:25:25+00:00

i was one step away from finishing the skylord cave when this lil turd came out of nowhere and knocked me into the pit

score 30 · Answer 15 · 2021-05-25T05:26:40+00:00

A ONYC KILLED MY DIRE WOLF rip jinn level 456

score 18 · Answer 16 · 2022-07-27T19:54:23+00:00

Onyc: I am the only bat in ark so I am the best bat

*fjordur update*

Desmodus joined the game

Desmodus: what did you say?

Onyc left the game

score 36 · Answer 17 · 2020-07-07T20:27:14+00:00

Roses are red, violets are blue. If this bat sees your head, its gonna murder you!

score 56 · Answer 18 · 2018-01-09T00:19:16+00:00

I'm actually Afraid to go into Caves cause of these Guys, Because the first encounter I had with them Ended in Mega Rabies and me losing my frog for 3 Days. Never have I ever Feared Bats, But this thing... It scares me.JPEG

score 48 · Answer 19 · 2018-01-30T09:37:03+00:00

rip armor... that was ascendant riot ya flyin fks

score 12 · Answer 20 · 2022-10-17T19:09:03+00:00

I did not realize this was a passive game till now. It’s been 2 months of me trying to knock it out with Tranquilizing darts💀💀💀