Holup. Raibes is not contagious is it

If you look at the face of one really close, it has the face of a gorilla. This is the last thing you see, however, as you get mega rabies and DIE!!!

Tame seventeen of them. The first sixteen should be named 'Na'. The last one, ideally the highest level, should be named 'Batman'.

Roses are red, violets are blue. If this bat sees your head, its gonna murder you!

Me: starts starving in the clever cave

That one bit of cooked bat meat: SUP

a few moments later these words appeared on everyone's screen in the server.

CORONA VIRUS IS ONLINE

They don’t give corona on ark mobile

What’s his favourite sport? Baseball obviously, Because of all the bats... Sorry. So Sorry.

Onyc:sup
Me:hi
Onyc:*attacks and breaks armor*
Me:hand me the flamethrower
*Big group of onycs flys in
Me:sup

You have contracted the highly contagious mega rabies.

VLAD THE IMPALER RETURNS