I want to make an incredible ark animal.

Ok! What’s your ideas?

I want it to be huge!

Ok

Then make it look like a piece of the earth grew legs and started walking around.

WAIT WHAT?!

—- plastic bag

Honey, why is our yard flying?

— plastic bag

Good for game, bad for credit card.

Carnivores: we eat meat.

Herbivores: we eat berries.

oasisaur: we also eat plants... and cacti and trees...

Devs then: Let’s make a realistic game just about Dinosaurs

Devs now: BEHOLD! WE’VE ADDED A LIVING CONTINENT

Is this a dino…… or a tree……. Or a tree eating dino……..

They added the battle bus to ark :D

In the desert, you used to fear deathworms, now you fear Mr. Crabs

Saurus means lizard this is clearly a crab

Imagine if you could mount turrets on this thing on official servers😂

Where to park this massive thing

Quetzal I can hold the most on my back / saddle

Rhynio no I can!

Blimp let’s settle this debate

Oasisaur , can hold titanosaur

All but oasisaur: ghasps!

I guess ark thought that these were already too broken to give any form of self defense…

Floating island…

Why would it be able to fight…

If you type in oasis it will show up

(:

Why the FU is this aerial you’re telling me it can fly like imagine looking outside and seeing this bs in the sky pulling up to the crib bro

If you download them to a server they will dissappear on server restart

What the...?

---Bob The Survivor---

Your rock elemental has evolved!

-rune

POV: When you see these in the sky, floating around and about

Me: Woah did wildcard add floating islands? that's cool.

Oasisaur: Who are you calling me an island?

Me: Oh flippity crack it's alive!

Remember when ark was a Dino game? No? Me neither!