I guess ark thought that these were already too broken to give any form of self defense…

Floating island…

Why would it be able to fight…

Honey, why is our yard flying?

— plastic bag

Imagine if you could mount turrets on this thing on official servers😂

I want to make an incredible ark animal.

Ok! What’s your ideas?

I want it to be huge!

Ok

Then make it look like a piece of the earth grew legs and started walking around.

WAIT WHAT?!

—- plastic bag

Carnivores: we eat meat.

Herbivores: we eat berries.

oasisaur: we also eat plants... and cacti and trees...

Good for game, bad for credit card.

Devs then: Let’s make a realistic game just about Dinosaurs

Devs now: BEHOLD! WE’VE ADDED A LIVING CONTINENT

Is this a dino…… or a tree……. Or a tree eating dino……..

They added the battle bus to ark :D