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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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POV: When you see these in the sky, floating around and about Me: Woah did…

Oasisaur
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POV: When you see these in the sky, floating around and about

Me: Woah did wildcard add floating islands? that's cool.

Oasisaur: Who are you calling me an island?

Me: Oh flippity crack it's alive!

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I want to make an incredible ark animal.

Ok! What’s your ideas?

I want it to be huge!

Ok

Then make it look like a piece of the earth grew legs and started walking around.

WAIT WHAT?!

—- plastic bag

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Honey, why is our yard flying?

— plastic bag

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Good for game, bad for credit card.

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Carnivores: we eat meat.

Herbivores: we eat berries.

oasisaur: we also eat plants... and cacti and trees...

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Devs then: Let’s make a realistic game just about Dinosaurs

Devs now: BEHOLD! WE’VE ADDED A LIVING CONTINENT

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Is this a dino…… or a tree……. Or a tree eating dino……..

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They added the battle bus to ark :D

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In the desert, you used to fear deathworms, now you fear Mr. Crabs

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Imagine if you could mount turrets on this thing on official servers😂

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Saurus means lizard this is clearly a crab

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