I want to make an incredible ark animal.

Ok! What’s your ideas?

I want it to be huge!

Ok

Then make it look like a piece of the earth grew legs and started walking around.

WAIT WHAT?!

—- plastic bag

Saurus means lizard this is clearly a crab

Carnivores: we eat meat.

Herbivores: we eat berries.

oasisaur: we also eat plants... and cacti and trees...

Good for game, bad for credit card.

Devs then: Let’s make a realistic game just about Dinosaurs

Devs now: BEHOLD! WE’VE ADDED A LIVING CONTINENT

Is this a dino…… or a tree……. Or a tree eating dino……..

They added the battle bus to ark :D

In the desert, you used to fear deathworms, now you fear Mr. Crabs

Bro, this is just a Dino reboot card☠️