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What are some stories about the noglin? Memorable noglin stories, wild encounters, and fan fiction.
Noglins episode 1 this is dave he is a noglin he drinks blood of other tames so they are hated apond but dave thinks that one day he will be remembered for his actions (dave) hey guys how come we are hated? I don’t get it (garry) well I am a snail so you are the only one (dave) oh thanks Garry your the best dave walks back home and sleeps in his den (dave) I wish I was actually loved I mean I am just trying to survive slowly dave drifted off to sleep until he gets an idea (dave) that’s it! I will go on a great adventure and show them that I am useful so dave grabbed his friend Garry and off they went (Garry) where the hell are we going! (Dave) to adventure that’s what! 5 hours later (dave) we’re lost! (Garry) we? You came up with this crappy idea! (Dave) do you have to judge me on everything (Garry) yep (dave) let’s go into that cave that’s definitely not dangerous at all! (Garry) foreshadowing! (Dave) shut up! (???) who interrupts my slumber! (Dave) eeek! (???) seriously though i was mid hibernation and now i realize that I look disgusting well sleeping for half a year isn’t the best so what do you want? (Garry) damn she hot- (dave) shut up! (???) I have a husband so go find someone who actually cares for your dumb face and intelligence (Garry) 😢 (dave) I am dave a noglin and I think that noglins need more attention (???)😂 really your an idiot nobody cares about you or what you do! (Dave) you know what you is a mother fu- (Garry) you can’t say that our story will be banned! (Dave) did you just break the 4 wall (Garry) oh crap uhhh forget what I said ok? (???) any way dumb dumbs I am Felicia a spider (Timmy) mommy who are they? (Felica) … you know how long it takes to put this kid to sleep! (Garry) I am single so how exactly do I answer this question (Felicia) you know what I will feed you knuckle heads to timmy! (Timmy) yay breakfast (both) noooooo! To be continued
Never to be free: pt two ( I didn’t get to finish, I was cut short)
The survivors were approaching fast. Noro needed to do something before they found him.
“I thought I saw a noglin somewhere…,” one of the survivors said.
“Must have been your mind playing tricks on you, Dan. Plus, we didn’t go into this disgusting mess for a noglin.”
Well this can’t be good, Noro thought to himself. He was getting ready to latch on to the survivor that was talking to Dan. “Almost, almo-!” GAH! Noro had been spotted! “Hey, little guy! I’m not gonna hurt ya.” Dan said.
“Dan! Get away from that thing!” Man that survivor was looking awful tasty. “No Amy. He looks hungry,” Dan said back. He then pulled out a blue-ish looking pod, threw it on the ground, and a carbonemus came out. Noro latched on immediately. He felt a strange sensation… Dan was looking at some glowing thing on his arm… Noro had been tamed. “What have I done!” Noro thought in distress.
Tina originals. Next chapter on summoner!
me: * flying around with my 2 max lvl void wyrms*
noglin: oooo tasty snack
me: * above my screen says: void wyrm was killed by lvl 1 noglin.*
noglin: yum. i want another.
me: *gets off the void wyrm i was on to kill noglin*
noglin: i need your soul, void wyrm
me: *once again sees in chat: void wyrm was killed by lvl 1 noglin*
me again: why. i shall kill all the noglins now....
me once again: gets killed by the noglin
I spawned in a wild one in on Frojdur (cause I don’t have Genesis) and it suddenly just started running. I pumped my movement speed and finally KOed the little guy (I got him on a trike) and tamed him. I named him Rebel, used him to mind control a bronto harvest resources and leveled him. Later, I was on the beach gathering berries and accidentally dropped him and a seagull picked him up and shot at the seagull until it finally dropped him and decided to never let him off my shoulder. Everything was doing good, I built a cool base and crafted up some ingots. I saw a spino (low lvl) and ordered my high lvl argey to attack and I had forgotten about Rebel (I HAD LEFT OFF MY SHOULDER 🤦🏻) and he went to fight it with Wingman. I scrambled to pick him up but the danged fool wouldn’t stop and he died. RIP Rebel (lvl 210) Noglin -you were loved 😢
Project extinction
Chapter three
By skronkmonster
The nameless were closing in. We were crazily outnumbered and Brad was asleep. “ what do we do?” George asked. “ we fight” Helena said as she morphed into her wyvern form. Our army was ready! We had 50 archers 20 people on wolves 50 swordsmen a giga 4 magmanars 5 mammoths and lots of more people. When our frontlines met all hell broke loose! Our flight tames were swooping down from above our giga was wrestling a corrupted reaper and the archers were sniping nameless off their mounts! I was with Annie and George on the back of our Wolves attacking nameless footmen. Suddenly we were faced with a corrupted trike! It blew us away with its incredible power and we were on foot with all three of our wolves wounded with one hit! “ shnauzer!!” I yelled but now we were faced with a trike.
Oh no!