HE IS SO FRIGGIN CUTE

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Who would win?:

A fire breathing dodo rex hybrid killing machine

Vs

One noglin Boi

He’s gonna give you up

he’s gonna let you down he’s gonna turn around and desert you

he’s gonna make you cry

Say goodbye

Three questions about this creature I want answered:

1.why does it latch on your Dino’s head?

2.why does it want to latch on your Dino’s head

3. Why does it use your Dino to kill you!!!???

So I joined ARK and found out I have like the pet heart thing I my inventory I put it on and see the small thing chasing me so I ran then got tired and found out it was my pet! 1up= 1 prayer to noobs like me also 1up= if you like ARK

He protec

He attac

But most importantly...

He want ur brain as snac

Mind control a Giga and leave its corpse in front of the enemy tribes front door. It sends a message.

Ark dev 1: These people want another Dino…

Ark dev 2: Good, cause I now have an idea!

Ark dev 1: Alright, shoot.

Ark dev 2: Lets make it small,

Ark dev 1: Okay,

Ark dev 2: Lets make it look like a mutated bulbdog

Ark dev 1: Ok,

Ark dev 2: Make it have four eyes so it looks more like an alien.

Ark dev 1: I thought we were making a new Dino-

Ark dev 2: Shush, Now let’s give it the ability to mind control other Dino’s,

Ark dev 1: Wait, what?

Ark dev 2: Then, once it’s done mind controlling your tames, it’s kills them,

Ark dev 1: Uhhhh…

Ark dev 1: Anything else?

Ark dev 2: Nope.

Ark dev 1: We gonna get so much c### from this…

Stich!?!?!

How did you get in ark?!?!?

What is a noglins favorite drink?

Spinal fluid.

Hippityhoppityyourmentalhealthismyproperty

One day in the development of gen 2

Dev 1: we should make a new hostile creature

Dev 2: how about a giant fire breathing dodo?

Dev 1: taken

Dev 2: a giant robotic gazelle?

Dev 1: already in development

Dev 2: STITCH ON STEROIDS

Dev 1: YES I LIKE IT

Genesis answer for a Bulbdog High on mushrooms

Me:

*is killed by noglin

HLN-A: Lets you and I agree, That. Never. Happened.

RIP my brontosaurus

That dang brain sucker

noglin meeting a hoglin be like:

:Noglin WHO ARE YOU

:Hoglin I am a hog from the nether

Me: oh hi there!

Noglin: hiya pal!

Noglin: OH NO I THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE A BRAIN TUMOR

Me: OH NO!

Noglin: let me check it for you. *proceeds to eat my head*

Noglin? More like POGlin. Ok this was a bad joke i suck at making joke

Ark 2016: let’s make this the most realistic dinosaur game

Ark 2022: let’s add a brain sucking creature into ark!

Noglin: hippitty_hoppity_your face face is now my property.

Me: was that the bite of 87?!?!?