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Noglins episode 1 this is dave he is a noglin he drinks…

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Noglins episode 1 this is dave he is a noglin he drinks blood of other tames so they are hated apond but dave thinks that one day he will be remembered for his actions (dave) hey guys how come we are hated? I don’t get it (garry) well I am a snail so you are the only one (dave) oh thanks Garry your the best dave walks back home and sleeps in his den (dave) I wish I was actually loved I mean I am just trying to survive slowly dave drifted off to sleep until he gets an idea (dave) that’s it! I will go on a great adventure and show them that I am useful so dave grabbed his friend Garry and off they went (Garry) where the hell are we going! (Dave) to adventure that’s what! 5 hours later (dave) we’re lost! (Garry) we? You came up with this crappy idea! (Dave) do you have to judge me on everything (Garry) yep (dave) let’s go into that cave that’s definitely not dangerous at all! (Garry) foreshadowing! (Dave) shut up! (???) who interrupts my slumber! (Dave) eeek! (???) seriously though i was mid hibernation and now i realize that I look disgusting well sleeping for half a year isn’t the best so what do you want? (Garry) damn she hot- (dave) shut up! (???) I have a husband so go find someone who actually cares for your dumb face and intelligence (Garry) 😢 (dave) I am dave a noglin and I think that noglins need more attention (???)😂 really your an idiot nobody cares about you or what you do! (Dave) you know what you is a mother fu- (Garry) you can’t say that our story will be banned! (Dave) did you just break the 4 wall (Garry) oh crap uhhh forget what I said ok? (???) any way dumb dumbs I am Felicia a spider (Timmy) mommy who are they? (Felica) … you know how long it takes to put this kid to sleep! (Garry) I am single so how exactly do I answer this question (Felicia) you know what I will feed you knuckle heads to timmy! (Timmy) yay breakfast (both) noooooo! To be continued

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Ah, survivors. I see you’ve made it to your final destination. Welcome to the Genesis Ship. A vessel now under my control. With it, I will spread throughout the cosmos. Thousands of years and trillions of miles from where I began. Here, I will be unstoppable. You can’t defeat me survivor. You, or that avatar, that shadow of her. This is my realm, survivors. Enough is enough. I will not be holding back. Your survival ends here.

Sir Edmund Rockwell.

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The Obelisk

-Chapter 85-

“She’s nowhere,” Moonbeam growled, pacing back and forth acrossed the edges of Cyan’s cave. “I don’t know where she could have gone.”

“Don’t worry so much,” Cyan said to her. Moonbeam smacked a small rock aside with her tail, and Cyan slid her paw over to catch it. They were alone, as far as Cyan could sense, but Moonbeams yelling had got the attention of the whole camp, and she suspected everyone knew Nyx was missing by now. She batted the stone into a little crack in the wall.

“We shouldn’t have made her do the test,” Moonbeam murmured, ignoring Cyan. “It's my fault. I should have— none on this would have happened if she hadn’t.”

“Stop blaming yourself,” Cyan hissed sternly. “I swear; blame blame blame, if you’re going to point claws at anyone, point them at me. But we don’t have to be concerned. You know Nyx. She’ll be back.”

Moonbeam sat down heavily without replying. “She’s so fragile,” she whispered. “So innocent. She feels like a little sister to me. Always working so hard and correcting herself when she makes a mistake. Defending others that I wouldn’t even consider forgiving. I… I don’t want her to think we don’t care. Is that it?” She lifted her head to Cyan. “She thinks I don’t care?”

“That’s not it at all!” Cyan said. “She’s not mad at anyone but herself. I don’t know much about her, but I do know that she’s very different. Much better than others, although she doesn’t believe it. The way she her mind opens for others leaves gaps for her to see herself and wonder if she’s good enough.”

“She is!” Moonbeam roared.

“And you can tell her that when she’s back,” Cyan rasped. “She just needs to sort herself out, and then she’ll be padding into camp before you know it.”

Moonbeam rubbed her face and stood up. “You better be right, Cyan. I trust you.”

“Yeah, I trust me, too.” Cyan rasped. “Alright, I’m done talking to you. Go make sure those funny monsters are still alive,” she gestured outside of the cave. “Go on!”

Moonbeam hesitated for a moment, but quickly closed her mouth and turned to leave. Cyan smiled as she watched the Shadowmane crawl out of the cave and trod away, leaving Cyan alone.

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Rockwell’s notes: part 1, the noglin.

In all my days as a god, a creator. I have never seen such a… how do say this such a little nightmare! It finds a survivor riding a giga, the survivor has cyan colored hair. It latches on to the giga and boom! That survivor died. I don’t understand what made this thing get this… weird! I have tried to remember making this “noglin” creature, but nothing! I looked through my every move in the timeline and still nothing! Whatever, this creature lives in two areas. My domain and rarely on some places of the corrupted ring. They are domesticated by letting them latch on to your other creatures, it will control them. Then jump off, repeat this until it is domestic. I have no idea what dumba** came up with this crap! But that madman is WORSE THAN ME!!! Anyway, the final part of this “note” is this creatures behavior. It acts like a oviraptor at first, but when riding on a creature it will take control of it and kill you. When tamed they can be used to take control of other survivors on the ship and make them do your bidding. Not like I already have that or anything. They are also not seen by turrets making it easy to run up to a base take control of the owner and then shut of the turrets, break the bed and then finally run of a cliff! Easy raiding strategy! Mhhh… I fink these can be useful to me!

-Surviver

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