What are some funny jokes or stories about the noglin? Funny noglin jokes submitted by ARK players.
Hippityhoppityyourmentalhealthismyproperty
Noglin? Nogin? Coincidence? I think not.
It’s basically a ferox dipped in radiation and a thirst for you’re brains instead of element
Don't let the looks deceive u. Under that adorable face is something you don't wanna know.
I am cute…
I am bad..
And I will suck the heck out of you!!
Now you can’t stop me and you never will
Like I said…
Butt I am bad!!!!!
Me: oh look another type of bulbdog oh let me just scratch it’s chin!
Noglin: *reveals big mouth and eats off hand*
Me: Ahhhhhh man
Me: I have a question
Ark: yes
Me: if your game is about dinosaurs why did you copy a thing from last kids on earth and take its soul
Ark: if we copied it why dose it not have a straw in its mouth
Me: good point bye b####
Use this guy to steal wyvern eggs, fly in with a flyer you don’t like, take egg and wait for wyvern, use noglin on the closest wyvern and fly away
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’m in your rexes head
He’s going to eat you
Anyone else notice some similarities to baby Yoda. They both are small. And have large adorable ears. And can control the mind of unsuspecting beings
Giga: Nothing can kill me!
Noglin: Hold my bronto (or turtle)
I don’t know much about these guys but I do know they make adorable plushies ^^
Paint it blue and name it stitch
10 brontos
VS
Noglin
Who wins
THE NOGLIN AND THEN BECOMES YOUR UGLIEST FRIEND!!!
Cords??? Looking to tame but I don't know where they are .
These guys be like "Hippity Hoppity your brain is now my property"
Noglin: Your brain has tumors
My tame: What?! Really?!
Noglin: It does now
WAIT!!! If it wants your brain, what if it’s a zombie guys!!! No wait it’s too cute. Actually it’s not. Wait I’m confused now
The dog from three below.
Your mind mi mind what's the difference
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..................................................! That's right there is no difference.