Rockwell: YOU HAVE MADE A FATAL ERROR IN JUDGEMENT, SURVIVOR!!!!!!

Me: dude, I've killed you 100 times with my rock drake Zephyr,

Zephyr: 'Ello Gentlemen!

Rockwell: Oh, good timing Zephyr, I've been wanting to meet you with a good ol' friend of mine!

Zephyr: Really? YAY!!! Can he come to my tea party?

Rockwell: Sure, let me get him. HEY CHARLIE!!!

Charlie: Hi guys!

Me: what are u?

Charlie: I'm a Noglin!

Zephyr: HI CHARLIE!!!! can u come to my tea party?

Charlie: Sure!, on 1 condition..... YOUR SURVIVOR'S LIFE!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Me: wait wha-

Charlie: *eats my brain and then kills me*

Rockwell: well... That was unexpected.

Charlie: ur next rockwell...

Charlie: but first, I have to go to a tea party.

Charlie: later, buttface.

Zephyr: *is traumatized of what happened to his childhood friend*

I just realized that Noglin is a mix of Noggin and Goblin.

(Noggin is a funny way of brain) and it's Accurate!

Don't let the looks deceive u. Under that adorable face is something you don't wanna know.

The tome when you finally tamed that level 600 giga that one guy comes and says um sir get off of my new tamed dino 100% i totally tamed

My fourth grade teacher talked about if your spinal fluid runs better you are smarter, if you see this thing your IQ is freaking -69

It gulped my bronto the. My Rex I’ll go Chaco on my giga

Who would win?:

A fire breathing dodo rex hybrid killing machine

Vs

One noglin Boi

Awwww hes so cute!

(This thing ugly af)

Some reason these look like it’s a monster mixed together with a frog

He’s gonna give you up

he’s gonna let you down he’s gonna turn around and desert you

he’s gonna make you cry

Say goodbye