Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
More Noglin Funny Tips
Rockwell: YOU HAVE MADE A FATAL ERROR IN JUDGEMENT, SURVIVOR!!!!!!
Me: dude, I've killed you 100 times with my rock drake Zephyr,
Zephyr: 'Ello Gentlemen!
Rockwell: Oh, good timing Zephyr, I've been wanting to meet you with a good ol' friend of mine!
Zephyr: Really? YAY!!! Can he come to my tea party?
Rockwell: Sure, let me get him. HEY CHARLIE!!!
Charlie: Hi guys!
Me: what are u?
Charlie: I'm a Noglin!
Zephyr: HI CHARLIE!!!! can u come to my tea party?
Charlie: Sure!, on 1 condition..... YOUR SURVIVOR'S LIFE!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Me: wait wha-
Charlie: *eats my brain and then kills me*
Rockwell: well... That was unexpected.
Charlie: ur next rockwell...
Charlie: but first, I have to go to a tea party.
Charlie: later, buttface.
Zephyr: *is traumatized of what happened to his childhood friend*