Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the noglin? Funny noglin jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 1 · Answer 1 · 2024-09-17T23:38:34+00:00

He protects he defensive but you pay 50 brain tax noglin want brain snac

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2024-09-16T22:09:10+00:00

I was riding my r reaper to the boss terminal (idk why) when I got off to mine some resources (my sword was broken) chucked out my magmasaur and smelted it used pliers and while I was cryoing magma two noglins jumped at my tames the noglins killed me and summoners killed my creatures

Rip reap reap and portable forge

score 4 · Answer 3 · 2022-03-06T23:45:34+00:00

Anyone else see a rather strange baby yoga in this thing?

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2024-09-08T06:47:24+00:00

Plz don't make these temporary anymore I wanna keep one

score 3 · Answer 5 · 2022-11-06T17:27:12+00:00

Hippity Hoppity your mind is now my property

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2024-08-06T13:14:15+00:00

When it’s so close to being tamed and you are out of brontos use your cryopoded shadowmane when this happens run away as fast as you can

score 4 · Answer 7 · 2021-10-28T21:59:08+00:00

HippityHoppityYourHeadIsMyProporty

score 3 · Answer 8 · 2022-05-15T04:44:22+00:00

When your trying to tame 1 noglin but you accidentally get 2 in the same trap and your dinos die* AAAAAAAAAAH personal experience btw

score 4 · Answer 9 · 2021-06-09T18:42:20+00:00

The noglinn is the only creature that you can Tame It with t o r t o i s e s and use it to kill

G I G A N O T O S A U R S

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2024-04-21T16:46:26+00:00

VILE CREATURE I BANISH THE DEMON!

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2023-05-05T03:44:54+00:00

If you know this CLASSIC meme up

Noglin gunna give you up never gunna let you down never gunna run around and desert you dodododo never gunna give you up never gunna let you downnn

score 4 · Answer 12 · 2020-11-12T16:39:39+00:00

WUT ThA FRIk?!?!?!?! This says once tamed you can use it to temporarily take control of dinos and humans! This is the most terrifying thing that arks has come out with!!!!!!

AAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggghhhhhh!!!!!!!!

So cute tho....

score 4 · Answer 13 · 2020-11-12T16:05:59+00:00

Yay I tamed a giga! O wait some noob with a dang noglin stole it.

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2025-04-07T02:03:30+00:00

It likes to eat eat eat your Brain! It likes to eat eat eat YOUR BRAIN!

score 3 · Answer 15 · 2021-09-12T22:49:22+00:00

I AM THE NOGLIN KING these things will put you under my control hahaha

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2023-11-25T23:15:56+00:00

HE IS SO FRIGGIN CUTE

do you think the same, click that button

score 3 · Answer 17 · 2021-06-12T19:47:06+00:00

Me tames over 50 turtles:time to kill a noglin/poglin :That one noglin/poglin looking at my turtles menacingly; time for lunch

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2023-10-12T11:37:33+00:00

noglin meeting a hoglin be like:

:Noglin WHO ARE YOU

:Hoglin I am a hog from the nether

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2022-07-04T07:33:34+00:00

And ppl thought pegomastax were bad..wait until u meet this guy..

score 3 · Answer 20 · 2021-04-29T10:59:02+00:00

Hippity hoppity your tames are yodas property