One word

Headcrab

I’m not funny 😭😭😭😭

Cute until it uses mind control

Dev 1: Alright, we need something crazy.

Dev 2: Ok, let’s make it able to mind control.

Dev 1: Cool, cool, but if it is able to do that, we should make it hard to get.

Dev 2: Well I guess we can reuse the Troodon taming if we want it to be tough.

Dev 1: And let’s make it small, so it’s harder for its victims to see it.

Dev 2: Perfect.

Dev 1: And just make it a little creepy, so it strikes fear.

Dev 2: Amazing. Let’s get to work.

Players: Why developers, why.

You: Bronto, buddy, go near the devil dog.

Bronto: But I don’t want to.

You: Do it, go ahead.

Noglin: I NEED YOUR SOUL

Who will win

Giga or Noglin :)

Every one : Gigaaaaaaa

Noglin: jump on giga head

Every one : Nogliiiiin

No matter if u was strong or weak Noglin can make u dance around ur self

My pet dog???!!!!

I just realized that Noglin is a mix of Noggin and Goblin.

(Noggin is a funny way of brain) and it's Accurate!

It steals the one thing an seagull cant

HHHYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEFEEE-WAKA WOHA HA HIYA *House accidentally Breaks* *Player Kills Noglin* Your Noggy (Noglin) Was Killed By You XXXDDDD

Ark dev 1: These people want another Dino…

Ark dev 2: Good, cause I now have an idea!

Ark dev 1: Alright, shoot.

Ark dev 2: Lets make it small,

Ark dev 1: Okay,

Ark dev 2: Lets make it look like a mutated bulbdog

Ark dev 1: Ok,

Ark dev 2: Make it have four eyes so it looks more like an alien.

Ark dev 1: I thought we were making a new Dino-

Ark dev 2: Shush, Now let’s give it the ability to mind control other Dino’s,

Ark dev 1: Wait, what?

Ark dev 2: Then, once it’s done mind controlling your tames, it’s kills them,

Ark dev 1: Uhhhh…

Ark dev 1: Anything else?

Ark dev 2: Nope.

Ark dev 1: We gonna get so much c### from this…

This thing looks kinda like baby yoda

Your brain na it’s our brain

Ussr anthem plays

Roses are red

Violets are blue

That line on its neck

Is part of its mouth

It opens it up

You have no idea

There’s two more behind you

And they all bite your off your face

Ah just tamed a brand new void wyrm. Noglin walks up to you. Aww he’s so cute. Noglin I’m not cute. Noglin has stolen your void wyrm and killed you.

The tome when you finally tamed that level 600 giga that one guy comes and says um sir get off of my new tamed dino 100% i totally tamed

Awwww hes so cute!

(This thing ugly af)

Some reason these look like it’s a monster mixed together with a frog

It's got the skull crawlers tounge?!?!

Why is it kinda cute?

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RIP my brontosaurus

That dang brain sucker