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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the noglin? Funny noglin jokes submitted by ARK players.
Ark dev 1: These people want another Dino…
Ark dev 2: Good, cause I now have an idea!
Ark dev 1: Alright, shoot.
Ark dev 2: Lets make it small,
Ark dev 1: Okay,
Ark dev 2: Lets make it look like a mutated bulbdog
Ark dev 1: Ok,
Ark dev 2: Make it have four eyes so it looks more like an alien.
Ark dev 1: I thought we were making a new Dino-
Ark dev 2: Shush, Now let’s give it the ability to mind control other Dino’s,
Ark dev 1: Wait, what?
Ark dev 2: Then, once it’s done mind controlling your tames, it’s kills them,
Ark dev 1: Uhhhh…
Ark dev 1: Anything else?
Ark dev 2: Nope.
Ark dev 1: We gonna get so much c### from this…
News reporter: Tonight we have a 100% of-
*Noglin mind controls the reporter without anyone seeing*
Mind Controlled reporter: 100% of raining butts
Mind Controlled reporter: IM A GIANT PIGGY WHEEEEEEEEEEE
*Noglin un-mind controls reporter*
*Reporter goes home thinking he’s done*
1 Day later……….
*Reporter gets email saying he was fired*
*He realizes it was a noglin and figures out what it can do*😏
Reporter: *Tames Noglin*
Reporter and noglin: DESTROY WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!