The tome when you finally tamed that level 600 giga that one guy comes and says um sir get off of my new tamed dino 100% i totally tamed

Who would win?:

A fire breathing dodo rex hybrid killing machine

Vs

One noglin Boi

Some reason these look like it’s a monster mixed together with a frog

He’s gonna give you up

he’s gonna let you down he’s gonna turn around and desert you

he’s gonna make you cry

Say goodbye

He protec

He attac

But most importantly...

He want ur brain as snac

Mind control a Giga and leave its corpse in front of the enemy tribes front door. It sends a message.

So I joined ARK and found out I have like the pet heart thing I my inventory I put it on and see the small thing chasing me so I ran then got tired and found out it was my pet! 1up= 1 prayer to noobs like me also 1up= if you like ARK

I am cute…

I am bad..

And I will suck the heck out of you!!

Now you can’t stop me and you never will

Like I said…

I am cute…

Butt I am bad!!!!!

Stich!?!?!

How did you get in ark?!?!?