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Dev 1: Alright, we need something crazy.

Dev 2: Ok, let’s make it able to mind control.

Dev 1: Cool, cool, but if it is able to do that, we should make it hard to get.

Dev 2: Well I guess we can reuse the Troodon taming if we want it to be tough.

Dev 1: And let’s make it small, so it’s harder for its victims to see it.

Dev 2: Perfect.

Dev 1: And just make it a little creepy, so it strikes fear.

Dev 2: Amazing. Let’s get to work.

Players: Why developers, why.

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When your in a tribe and engage in hunt your tribe mate can unclaim the noglin while your engaged making a fun game of mind controlling your friend.

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Who would win?:

A fire breathing dodo rex hybrid killing machine

Vs

One noglin Boi

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He’s gonna give you up

he’s gonna let you down he’s gonna turn around and desert you

he’s gonna make you cry

Say goodbye

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Why is it kinda cute?

Words

Words

Words

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He protec

He attac

But most importantly...

He want ur brain as snac

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Mind control a Giga and leave its corpse in front of the enemy tribes front door. It sends a message.

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Stich!?!?!

How did you get in ark?!?!?

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So I joined ARK and found out I have like the pet heart thing I my inventory I put it on and see the small thing chasing me so I ran then got tired and found out it was my pet! 1up= 1 prayer to noobs like me also 1up= if you like ARK

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Remember when ark was about Dino’s……….

Me neither 🤣

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What is a noglins favorite drink?

Spinal fluid.

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