Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Ark dev 1: These people want another Dino…
Ark dev 2: Good, cause I now have an idea!
Ark dev 1: Alright, shoot.
Ark dev 2: Lets make it small,
Ark dev 1: Okay,
Ark dev 2: Lets make it look like a mutated bulbdog
Ark dev 1: Ok,
Ark dev 2: Make it have four eyes so it looks more like an alien.
Ark dev 1: I thought we were making a new Dino-
Ark dev 2: Shush, Now let’s give it the ability to mind control other Dino’s,
Ark dev 1: Wait, what?
Ark dev 2: Then, once it’s done mind controlling your tames, it’s kills them,
Ark dev 1: Uhhhh…
Ark dev 1: Anything else?
Ark dev 2: Nope.
Ark dev 1: We gonna get so much c### from this…