Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the moschops? Funny moschops jokes submitted by ARK players.
When I first woke up on a new play through, I saw a level 98 moschops, for the heck of it, I went to see what it wanted, it wanted a to to srry, I gave it one, but then it wanted a rare flower. As I walked away on defeat, I got a rare flower 5 seconds later. Thank you ark gods. I named the moschops Kevin.
Me usually: “oh wow!! A mossy!!! I better tame it,” (runs excitedly up to it) “do u have any friends nearby?”
Me in my current server: ANOTHER MOSSY?! (Walks away)
Lol there is so many mossies in this server. I have tamed about 6 and I have probably seen over a dozen. WHAT IS HAPPENING!?
Everyone says moschops are cute but they’re so ugly to me. The sounds they make are gross; they sound like a fat guy stuck lying on a couch stuffing his face with potato chips while watching tv. When they run they sound like a fat guy that’s about to have a heart attack just from jogging five feet. They’re pretty good early tames with their harvesting abilities but the sounds become irritating after a while that it makes me want to blow off its head with a shotgun. Also their level up dance is not cute, it just makes them look even dumber.
Okay everyone who is reading this that plays ark mobile PLEASE stop complaining that you can’t ride the moschops in ark mobile just get another rideable. Like the parasaur or raptor. So everyone just shut up about how you can’t ride the moschops in ark mobile and stop making the moschop seem bad OK.