Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the moschops? Funny moschops jokes submitted by ARK players.
These things dance when you level it is so cute!
1.:But bola didn't work:bola๐น
2.:Come MR-T Try to catch me:MR-T Try๐น
Mobiles cant ride them and i killed all of the moschops on the beach๐ฆถ๐ป๐คฃ
muahahahaha am be like evill muahahahaha
This fing can one shot you so dont even try get cllse
New update coming rideable moschop and duo servers lol
Dudes tail looks like a red rocket
Human: Ooo a Moschop! I go tame!
Moschop: heheheh yah bOI
Moschop : *turns speedy*
Moschop: *ZOOOOOOOMIES*
Human: *sees they are slow and tames them
Moschop: aw man- guess I gotta be like my brothers-
Sunstreek the mossie: I need to tear down this tree to get wood for master
Random dodo: *walks up to and pecks at palm tree*
Sunstreak: *shoves tree over*
Random dodo:* Splat!*
Ember (me): *looks at notification โyour sunstreak killed a dodoโ Bruh
Sunstreak: *pocking at dead dodo* Hehe ๐ณ Opps
I am the righter of โHOW TO RAISE MOSSIEโ I wrote it before I got my ark name now I am SARCO MASTER!!!!!!! Lol have a good day
-Sarco Master
This thing emptied the entire forest with their appetite.
Lt. Coopers guide book, page 987307.
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My moschope literally killed a rex spino and bronto ๐
I keep trying to tame one but they run into the water full of megapiranhas!
ITS SO ANNOYING
Up if you think they should be in the end game category lol
Anyone who tames this creature is an absolute beach bob. This thing is legit useless.
I stole a wild moschops egg and he started running away from me ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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its a fat listro that has a bit of theino DNA.
Bro I swear these things are tankier than Gigas at this point.
I once punched a bunch of raptors and my mochops killed them all in very little time and then my game broke so ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Look everyone itโs a FAT PIECE OF BACON