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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the moschops? Funny moschops jokes submitted by ARK players.
Human: Ooo a Moschop! I go tame!
Moschop: heheheh yah bOI
Moschop : *turns speedy*
Moschop: *ZOOOOOOOMIES*
Human: *sees they are slow and tames them
Moschop: aw man- guess I gotta be like my brothers-
1.:But bola didn't work:bola๐น
2.:Come MR-T Try to catch me:MR-T Try๐น
Sunstreek the mossie: I need to tear down this tree to get wood for master
Random dodo: *walks up to and pecks at palm tree*
Sunstreak: *shoves tree over*
Random dodo:* Splat!*
Ember (me): *looks at notification โyour sunstreak killed a dodoโ Bruh
Sunstreak: *pocking at dead dodo* Hehe ๐ณ Opps
I am the righter of โHOW TO RAISE MOSSIEโ I wrote it before I got my ark name now I am SARCO MASTER!!!!!!! Lol have a good day
-Sarco Master
I keep trying to tame one but they run into the water full of megapiranhas!
ITS SO ANNOYING
Up if you think they should be in the end game category lol
Anyone who tames this creature is an absolute beach bob. This thing is legit useless.
This thing emptied the entire forest with their appetite.
Lt. Coopers guide book, page 987307.
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My moschope literally killed a rex spino and bronto ๐
I stole a wild moschops egg and he started running away from me ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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its a fat listro that has a bit of theino DNA.
Bro I swear these things are tankier than Gigas at this point.
I once punched a bunch of raptors and my mochops killed them all in very little time and then my game broke so ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Look everyone itโs a FAT PIECE OF BACON
Ppl: moss only good for gathering.
Me: *riding moschops*
Sarco: HAHA DIE SUCKA-
Me: No u
Your Tinto - Lvl 24 (Moschops) killed a Sarco - lvl 28!
True story :D
Their tiny eggs make superior kibble? What the f**k
You know that you want a wolf,But u r low lvl and scared of North.So hakuna matata(No worries) just tame one of these guys and think that they ate too much meat! Now ur dog is fat but its a mosdog after all ๐๐
I have a moschops named HaroldTheDestroyer and one time it was super bright and i upgraded harold and he danced, cause they dance when upgraded, and i said to my friend that he was summoning mosclop jesus.
These dinos are so cute you will always need these guys in early game