Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

Everyone says moschops are cute but they’re so ugly to me. The sounds they make are gross; they sound like a fat guy stuck lying on a couch stuffing his face with potato chips while watching tv. When they run they sound like a fat guy that’s about to have a heart attack just from jogging five feet. They’re pretty good early tames with their harvesting abilities but the sounds become irritating after a while that it makes me want to blow off its head with a shotgun. Also their level up dance is not cute, it just makes them look even dumber.
More Moschops Funny Tips
Moschops: one mejoberry please
Me: alright then
Moschops: some cooked prime meat please
Me: what the- oh just take it
Moschops: giant bee honey please
Me: why are you- fine
Moschops: one Rex egg please
Me: what
Moschops: one rare flower please
Me: I give up
You killed a wild moschops lvl12