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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the microraptor? Funny microraptor jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 3 · Answer 1 · 2019-05-21T22:25:43+00:00

This is trump’s pet if you cross his wall. He will knock you off.

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2022-09-23T12:45:23+00:00

never going to mount u on ur tames

score 3 · Answer 3 · 2019-05-06T12:47:43+00:00

I was riding near a cliff looking for a argy to tame. I finally found and tamed one. I equip a saddle and start to fly. Then I flew straight of the cliff. I come back to a dead argy and 8 microraptors.

score 3 · Answer 4 · 2019-03-14T11:11:39+00:00

Your killin me smalls

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2024-06-16T21:19:38+00:00

So same size as dodo yet 4x the health and has 600 horse power chicken feet and outflies a fighter get and don’t forget balls of steel syndrome

Example:

Jake: you see that right there it’s called your bff give it a hug why don’t ya.

Bob: NEW FRIEND FOR DA GRASH SHAQ

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2022-08-22T11:14:42+00:00

A Archaoepteryx with a annoying face.

score 3 · Answer 7 · 2018-11-05T19:17:40+00:00

Die, tiny flappy thing, die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2022-04-03T15:26:37+00:00

So I was on my argy and the microraptor came hit me and I fell between 1 alpha Rex+raptor+Carno dang redwoods

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2020-03-10T19:51:49+00:00

Me and my friend went out tamed a bagellion thorny dragons (56) a micro rub up he go kill the one I was riding and his gang come and tear the rest apart like god they are OPPP

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2020-01-25T09:06:36+00:00

I hate micro raptors, I lost my only gigantopithecus to one of these. I will get you back shiela

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2020-01-05T01:15:08+00:00

People:it can't fly

Me:umm than why is it flapping its wings and staying in midair

People:kill them all

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2024-01-05T20:54:51+00:00

This bird is an asshat! It stuns you so long you have no chance… just tame one for yourself.

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2023-12-28T09:35:57+00:00

Usain Bolt of the Ark. Actually.

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2021-09-19T04:57:21+00:00

I had a microraptor and his name was hunter and he was level 200 it took some time but one day when I going to tame a giga but I forgotten to take off hunter and keep him at my home and he sadly died I made a grave and I was sad for 3 days 😢

score 2 · Answer 15 · 2019-05-24T21:24:30+00:00

When you see one of these little demons knock out your friend and run

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2021-06-10T18:46:11+00:00

Like the evil version of the archae, just wonderful when you have one attack you while you’re with your argie fending off some pigs and terror birds. (Side note: They’re ANYWHERE that has a high density of foliage on scorched earth, plus a lot of dangerous stuff, so use a flier to avoid their jump attacks or perch on top of rocks)

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2021-06-08T04:20:34+00:00

You can run, you can fly, but you cannot fight.

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2021-06-05T20:28:22+00:00

Well aren't you cute I'm taking you hom-*curious George has died to a micro raptor

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2021-04-12T02:19:24+00:00

Screw these guys screw these guys screw these guys screw these guys screw th

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2021-02-21T22:22:48+00:00

Everybody gansta till the pain on the but walks in