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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the microraptor? Funny microraptor jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 3 · Answer 1 · 2020-07-12T03:33:03+00:00

Once I was fighting somethinga and all of a sudden I get stunned and killed by a mircoraptor. Also R.I.P to my otter who died fighting.

score 5 · Answer 2 · 2018-05-15T07:10:49+00:00

Looks like a chicken that can go on your back... Enough said...

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2022-08-22T11:14:42+00:00

A Archaoepteryx with a annoying face.

score 4 · Answer 4 · 2019-03-23T03:11:22+00:00

WHAT IS ATTACKING MEEEEE!?!?!? (ohhh it’s a micro raptor couldn’t see it)

score 4 · Answer 5 · 2019-03-10T21:27:18+00:00

One this bird agros on you he will go naruto on you and kill you. Good Luck!

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2021-05-29T13:17:40+00:00

One time I was in the forest with a T-Rex and micro raptor jump out of nowhere and died in the middle of nowhere

score 2 · Answer 7 · 2021-05-13T07:04:04+00:00

Lol once I got 2 micro's i bred them and got a RED AND BLU AND GREEN MICROOOOO

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2022-06-28T01:13:52+00:00

It’s always On Sight with these mofos.

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2021-04-10T15:42:44+00:00

There is no use running. They can aimbot u and even if they do miss they run faster than you and your mount, so they will catch up. Just accept ur fate.

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2021-03-03T16:46:11+00:00

I found one trying to kill a parasaur, its like a chicken following a car XD

score 4 · Answer 11 · 2018-11-05T19:17:40+00:00

Die, tiny flappy thing, die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

score 4 · Answer 12 · 2018-11-03T17:13:59+00:00

Yankee Doodle went to town,

Riding on an Equus,

Stuck a birdie in his cap,

And called it... a microraptor?

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2022-04-03T15:26:37+00:00

So I was on my argy and the microraptor came hit me and I fell between 1 alpha Rex+raptor+Carno dang redwoods

score 2 · Answer 14 · 2020-10-12T23:20:10+00:00

Finally tame a Giga

I’m unstoppable!!

Microraptor- hold my beer

score 3 · Answer 15 · 2019-05-21T22:25:43+00:00

This is trump’s pet if you cross his wall. He will knock you off.

score 3 · Answer 16 · 2019-05-06T12:47:43+00:00

I was riding near a cliff looking for a argy to tame. I finally found and tamed one. I equip a saddle and start to fly. Then I flew straight of the cliff. I come back to a dead argy and 8 microraptors.

score 3 · Answer 17 · 2019-03-14T11:11:39+00:00

Your killin me smalls

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2023-07-06T10:44:05+00:00

You don’t see Them THEY SEE YOU

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2023-07-03T20:14:20+00:00

Tame 10 send all of then at a enemy in pvp severs and thay will unistalle ark free based raid:D

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2023-06-21T18:26:32+00:00

If I see on i run for my life he he