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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the microraptor? Funny microraptor jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 1 · Answer 1 · 2021-02-21T01:21:56+00:00

He protecc

He attacc

But most importantly

Foot kicc attacc

score 2 · Answer 2 · 2019-01-19T17:11:51+00:00

I got a microo i got a raptoor oohhh microraptoor

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2019-01-10T02:42:16+00:00

This is a compy and an archaeopteryx put in a bowl with steroids

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2021-01-28T00:38:19+00:00

Some chump creature developer at WildCard was like I’m going to make Jellyfish, Microraptors, Troodons, The birds and ugly things that steal your stuff, and piranhas. What a absolute turd.

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2020-10-12T23:20:10+00:00

Finally tame a Giga

I’m unstoppable!!

Microraptor- hold my beer

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2023-07-13T18:24:59+00:00

Get micro raptord b**ch

Oh I hate These things

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2023-07-06T10:44:05+00:00

You don’t see Them THEY SEE YOU

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2023-07-03T20:14:20+00:00

Tame 10 send all of then at a enemy in pvp severs and thay will unistalle ark free based raid:D

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2023-06-21T18:26:32+00:00

If I see on i run for my life he he

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2023-05-27T09:23:22+00:00

Something that I am glad does not have an alfa version 😅

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2023-05-25T02:35:09+00:00

Tried peacefully running through the small redwoods on Ragnarok on my newly tamed equus. 3 of these buggards jumped and stunned me simultaneously while my equus stood idly watching it go down. Last memory before my character was killed was three microraptors all in the air flying at me. 🤦‍♀️

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2023-04-28T23:31:53+00:00

Looks like compy and dimorphidon were more than just friends 😳

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2020-03-27T02:21:09+00:00

YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTT

FILLER

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2023-02-27T05:47:58+00:00

This is a poor excuse for causing mass murder this things just love it

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2023-02-21T01:31:14+00:00

Bruh these things are so op they need prime meat

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2022-12-21T10:42:23+00:00

I wonder how much times these have killed me

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2020-01-30T19:46:18+00:00

Ah yes, the microraptor, the archys hella annoying only useful for pvp brother

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2019-10-27T12:30:13+00:00

It's kinda cute...*calls friend*WE NEED TO TAME A MICRORAPTOR!NO U CANT HAVE ONE THEYRE ALL MINE!

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2022-08-25T22:43:12+00:00

Micro see micro dismount who agrees.

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2022-07-08T18:31:37+00:00

To the guy who said they hate titanomyras(the ant pls don’t mind the spelling)more than everything else: 🖕