Funny or not but sometimes they remember me of a archaeopteryx having rabies

Behold.......

He doesn't look like a raptor at all!!!!!!

A funny thing about the process of recreating dinosaurs. Sometimes it makes ‘em real little. Real little and REAL MEAN! DEFEND YOUR SHINS!

Ride your argy around redwood

Nah get hit off into ready mouth of a purlovia

Today's race is: Microraptor VS Achatina!

Achatina with 0.000000001% of her ultimate speed power: Easy!

Microraptor with 100% of its very slow and weak speed power: This can't be real! Nooooooooo!

-ACHATINA WON AND NOW WILL CELEBRATE WITH A CAKE!

arcyopetrix is his mobile cousin

arcyopetrix has some use but i feel like micro is just useless

STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT MICRORAPTORS YOU CAN PUT THEM IN A MICROWAVE

Why yall talking abt microraptor thats a archeo.

Oh

Dev1: alright! We need a new “raptor” in redwoods.

Dev2: let’s make it same size as an archy.

Dev1: ok…

Dev3: and let’s make it have steaks that sound like the people screaming from hell!

Dev1: um…okay?…

Dev2: and let’s have it have very buggy eyes!

Dev1: scary…

Dev3: let’s make it have MEGA leg strength!

Dev1: it’s a little to sma-

Dev2: do it!

Dev3: and make it swarm in groups.

Dev1: evil😬…

Dev2: and make it very annoying!

Dev1:done.

Dev1: we gonna get a lot of clap from this thing…

Dev1: alright! Next raptor!

Me wondering why they were yelling, running around in circles and shooting into the air.

It’s a bird!

It’s a plane!

NO ITS THE REASON WHY MY COUSIN HAS A BLACK EYE BECAUSE OF HIS ARMY OF THESE LITTLE PICES OF CRAP

First time playing ark and I do what I normally do in a new game and that is testing my limits. I tested my newly crafted spears on weak small dinos and I see this guy standing on the beach in front of me. Feeling confident in myself I charged at the animal full force... and then it stuck it's middle finger at me and attacked. I was knocked out five times in a row and felt helpless. Within a split second upon waking up I sprinted into the water, got bitten by three Piranhas, chased by a shark and then finally on land I arrived home locking the door behind me.

Moral of the story Ark will punish you for being an a**hole.

I’m just rideing my Rex when A MINI RAPTOR KILLS ME

I’m so glad these are not in mobile 😀😀😀

Ok ok here are ur words. words words words

Just chilling on ark ridin mah rex next thing I know I'm harressed by this potato.halp.updooooooooot....

You killed thyla dainel and i will get revenge for the owner of dainel

These little guys ruin everything for me, once I was taming a 145 rex and suddenly my screen is yellow and I see a flying compy.

Cute little thing, peacock anyone? (Tame a brought colour one)

Bawk Bawk Bawk 'V'. . .baaawwwkwndhsjnabejsisjssj

Me:*riding on raptor*

Micro:FWOOSH*circles you*

Me:*Shoots self*

Wolf:*Also shoots self*

(I need help xD)

This little beast knocked me off my agentavis while she was on passive.