Anyone else notice they drop HUMAN POOP while being tamed!?!?!

Step one have monke, step two give monke much food, step three make monke aggressive, finally step get on flying thin with monke now you have air support.

Me:Die potato 🥔

Monkey lvl1:newwww

Error noise

Yarg I’m a pirate and here be my pet monkey *monkey throws poop at the person I’m talking to* other guy:hey why did you throw poop pirate it’s nasty

Me: it was not me it’s my monkey he on aggressive sorry

Other guy: no excuses your under arrest and so is your monkey

Well after a long time in jail the monkey swipes a guards keys and frees me and him

Me:where free

Monkey:yep

Guard chokes on poop thrown by the monkey 🤣😂😭🤣😂😭🤣😂😭🤣😂😭

Dodo.dex says it's an omnivore. Just like it said a tropeo was a picivore. This thing is stupid

These guys literally look like they are going to poo on you

When your taking it in pvp A guy riding a army toook it you be like 😐

One o f the cutest things in ark ever. If you want one listen for monkey sounds and feed mejoberrys

M O N K E Y

Well a helpful Tipp should include more words

6 7. N. I. G. G. A.

🤲🏻

If you like diddy like this tip

Alfa sigma rizzler 6’7 8’9 rizz

“Like my older brother in ark extinction , I must throw poop” says the sh*T monkey

Reject humanity become monke.

Finally tames monke

Raptor is hungry

Rip monke

Me: mom can we get a dinopethicus

Mom: We have a dinopithecus at home

the dinopethicus at home:

Step One- Tame it.

Step Two- Put it on your shoulder.

Step three- smack two Texas

Step four- Find a rock, and gain a sense of humor.

Step Five- Break your ribs from laughing $H/T

COVERED REXES

-Icey

One time I was going around looking for food this thing scared the heck out of me with loud as heck footsteps.

mesopithecis (aka mankey) level 30 your mesopithecis evolved into megapithecis (aka mankey evo)

*dance monkey intensifies*

LOL