Boots?Is that you?

A H E L P F U L T I P S H O U L D I N C L U D E A F E W M O R E W O R D S

Misopithecus:Oh,who dat?

Me:Hi Boots!

Misopithecus:🙄

He will be pirate king someday

Brass monkey that funky monkey brass monkey...

Why the heck does these things poop human feces?!

I am going to throw poop at my enemies

Remember

If you see hear or notice one of these it must be teamed

All the sudden a raptor comes out of nowhere and I hear ooh ooha and he stalled the rapter for me to pull out me shotgun good job little guy I also put a cowboy hat on him and he looked so cute

It’s a monkey need I say anything else

Me be like mmm monke whenever I see one

Meso is cute

Meso is cool

But most importantly

Meso fling stool

Fun fact:these guys drop human feces instead of small animal feces :)

Why does it sound like a chicken

This is what the monkey boss looks like when he is triggered

Big Monke pick up Smol Monke

Use sh!t attack

Enemies now blinded and won’t get the taste out of their mouths for days

I used to have one named Donkey Kong. I loved him. Donkey Kong got killed by a dilo because I couldn't get it of my shoulder. ):

Hmm Monke.

Master oogway or something idfk

Instead of small feces, they drop human feces I think that’s hilarious😂

My friend loves to kill these for no fu*king reason