What are some funny jokes or stories about the mesopithecus? Funny mesopithecus jokes submitted by ARK players.
A funny fact is that you can name it like your math teacher and take a bat ;)
Mmmmmmmm Monke
I don’t have a tip but I have a cheat code
¥Zpb6YgyNY1A¥
I was trying to tame it as a passive tame but it ran off a cliff
Putting a hat on them is most amusing.
the monke killed a titanosor when i was afk on bird
It’s a baby Megapithecus!
He defend
He attack
But most importantly
HE THROW POOP AT YOUR BACK
Took forever trying to tame this monkey, chasing it away from predators, giving it Mejoberries, and then finally; I tamed it! Named it Mochi, and decided to put it on my shoulder, then.. POOF!! Gone. Never, have I cried over a video monkey.
Oh look it’s a little monkey. Wait, wait wait why do you throw poop at me run no shit. Game: you died you were slain by monkey
I searched up monke just because I was bored and this came up, 😆
How good would an army of meso's and gigantipithicuses be
Monke will protect you with its poop.
Monke is fren.
Monke is god.
Did you know? These little guys can poop and then throw it at the target, which will stun them for some time.
-Ark Player
Ride a gigantisour with one of these on your shoulder and you got a three monkey pile up🤣
M O N K E M A N
Needs more words
Me taming a meso: EAT THE GODDAMN MEJOBERRIES
Meso: ooh ooh ah ah
*finally tames*
Me:let’s see those stats(don’t know why)
The stat area(mobile): head
Me:Wha- YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT I CAN PUT A CHITIN HELMET ON A MONKEY BEST DAY EVEN BETTER THAN FINISHING ARTEFACT OF THE HUNTER
Uhhhhhhh errrrrrr hmmmmmm it’s a monkey and it throws sh*t what has ark turned into like whaaaat k I know they had to make a monkey of cours WTF HAAAA
FUNKEH MONKEH ooh ooh ah ah AAAAHHHHH
mmm, m o n k e y
A helpful tip should include more words