Picker and a Flicker

Me:oooooo monkey! I must tame it! 10 hours later: GET BACK HERE AND LET ME TAME YOU!!,!,, mom: honey, maybe you should get off that game! Me:no. Mom:alright 🙄 10 seconds later: yesssss I tamed it! *iPad dies * when I get back on I do not have the monk :(

1 lik = I rip monk

Give it a real human name and call it your child,Give it a bedroom.

IT DESERVES IT

I once spent 5 hours raiding a tribe because one member accidently killed my freshly tamed 224 meso and didn't apologize, and I'd do it again.

BRO I FED YOU 10000000 KIBLES WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

Don’t mess with it, or it’s big bro, (or sis) megathiriem, will destroy you with poop. What a fu***** HORIBLE way to die. Covered in poop.

Bro I typed in monke and it showed this 😂

It throw poop at me. I got some of its poop and ate it.

Its a monkey that throws poop and has a key 🗝 to almost every door and their poop slows dinos. he is mankee

Apes together strong enough to be able to build a planet with a heart warming.

Mmmm. Monkey.

A H E L P F U L T I P S H O U L D I N C L U D E M O R E W O R D S

It is the same as my sister always throwing shit around

I made an army of these things and named each one freak and put clow masks on all of them and raid a TEK base it was a successful raid [: + they were monke the size of raptors but yea they must have be terrified

Mesopithecus is my go-to poop dealer

Hehe. Funny monkey. He poop in his own hand. Hehe

I set my monkey to aggressive and it attacked my friend. What I didn’t know was that my friend was on low helth so he died

If you search up monke dis dude comes up lol

once i was trying to tame one and idk what happened and somehow 2 gigas attack me

A word of caution to mobile players:

NEVER log out with a monkey on your shoulder, whilst facing your fire. Logging back in tends to throw your shoulder tame. I logged in and didn't realize that I had inadvertently thrown poor Binky into the fire.

R.I.P Binky! You cute little poo flinger!

Any advice on how to get the stench of burnt fur out of my hut?

You praise the monke. You acknowledge that Monke is the king and will always be. Monke will reign supreme. 🐒