Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Tips & Strategies
When I was just starting out,I was taking my listro for a walk to explore our territory,I saw one and thought "Oh a GINORMOUS cappabera.I watched as it killed a few magnera.Soon It came after me and I almost died.I later found out they went 'Ape S#%$' when near bugs
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Umm is this thing rare?
Bruh I needed to add more words XD
This thing slaps harder than my dad.
Sorry Mr. Anteater, but you can't have these ants. These are my only ants. They are my only friends.
I'm starting a protest. I think that all megatheriums should have a chair for when they sit down.
Normal ppl:
Stop bugging me
Megatheriums:
Pls bug me
Me: Killing bugs because theyβre annoying
Megatherium: Hippity Hoppity your Chitin is my property
This is my dad when I scream at 3 am
It's part of the sloth family he said... it'll be fine he said... I shot it... part of the sloth family my as
If you get in itβs way, it will slap you all the way from the island to valguero
If you get in itβs way, it will slap you all the way from the island to valguero