Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

Itβs a mess who drank some steroids plsππ»
More Megapithecus Funny Tips
Bring assault rifles and riot gear to complete your Cincinnati Zoo simulator
Dad: IM BRINGING THE BELT THE FINAL TIME
Curious George has had enough....
Why are people trying to kill my grandmother.
Megapithicusβs origin story
Dora: Hi boots!
Boots: Hey Dora, look what I found, element!
Dora: Wow! Element!
Boots: *Stuffs his face with element*
Dora: Boots! What are you doing?!
Boots: I am no longer your little side kick Dora
Boots: *Mutates into megapithicus*
Dora: Booooots!!!
Boots: Bow or perish mortal!
Dora: Iβll look in my backpack for a rocket launcher!
Boots: DIE MORTAL!!!
Dora: Boots! Wait!
Boots: *Squeeshes Dora*
The entire yard is now covered in Doraβs blood soaked remains
Boots: This world will crumble before my wrath!
Donkey Kong has made it to ark!
π¦
This killed me when I was in creative.
This is what happened to King Kong
Watch out for that hole in the boss arena, i have lost many rexβs to that hole.