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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the megalosaurus? Funny megalosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -1 · Answer 1 · 2022-06-07T14:51:24+00:00

It's bite lock attack reminds me of a pit bull so I chase around my friend going "FOUR YEAR OLD SPOTTED PITBUL GO!!!"

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2022-03-30T01:34:12+00:00

For some reason these do not eat from the maewing..

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2022-02-02T21:19:17+00:00

Well not funny for me, but the game keeps wild dinos teaming up on me first a dilo blinds me and pego runs off with my cryo pod ( good lord it was empty) and 3 days later a megalo snatches my argy from under my ass, and while i managed to trank him to make him drop my argy a 95 scorpion kills my argy. Really aggravating. But maybe someone will find pleasure in this misery :,)

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2022-01-16T23:23:51+00:00

alpha rex: HAHAHA I SHALL EAT U

megalosaurus: MUST ATTACC- *turns to 5:15*

me: DANG IT MEGALO

megalosaurus: *snore*

alpha rex: * kills them both*

me: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SLEEP N O W!?

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2022-01-12T03:10:55+00:00

I’m from the future it’s 12/31/999999999 ark is still super famous and megalosaurus still cannot take on a giga at night, sorry if you were wondering

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2022-01-12T01:57:15+00:00

Just a reminder that a lvl 1 base tamed stats at night can kill a lvl 50 wild rex

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2021-09-19T13:06:55+00:00

Im in center cave when i saw a megalosaurus sleep at the edge of a rock under that theres water i thougt it was a rock🤣🤣 cuz its level is low so kill it with my direwolf

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2021-08-19T18:37:12+00:00

My cuddly vicious friend I sleep and cuddle with this fluff boi

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2021-06-19T13:38:02+00:00

Sadly My megalosaurus Died I Bring him in the cave he Slept then got sleep Deprived Buff sleeped again left him Cuz I couldn’t wait then he died RIP Megalosaurus

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2021-06-19T11:00:24+00:00

Note: Don’t use Megalosaurus to travel in Any caves it will fall asleep well.....do it if you have Spiders Caterpillars and other cave creatures

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2021-05-30T15:15:29+00:00

Now I know who snored so loud that they inhaled my potent dust.

score -1 · Answer 12 · 2021-05-16T18:46:58+00:00

How do u tame this thing on mobile if it is only found in one cave, or more, but still,

Up if they should remove cave persuits or give u the option to start cave persuits instead of immediately starting

score -1 · Answer 13 · 2021-04-27T12:19:45+00:00

This guy is sleepy that’s all I know not really useful

score -1 · Answer 14 · 2021-04-09T00:37:51+00:00

Brother: Don’t go into the caves alone

Me: Why

Brother: Just don’t

Me: Does it anyway

Me: Seen a fluffy rock

Brother: Don’t touch that

Me: 😐😑

Me: Hits it

Me: regrets it

Megalosaurus: yum dinne

Me:😶😐😦😧😵

score -1 · Answer 15 · 2021-02-09T23:23:41+00:00

Auhhhhhhh step bro what's that ahhhhhh, what are you doing step bro ahhhhhhhhhh!!

score -1 · Answer 16 · 2021-01-31T22:10:39+00:00

I'm just glad these guys don't wake up when you step on them!!!

score -1 · Answer 17 · 2020-12-03T00:59:48+00:00

Cute when sleep sleep, killer when wake wake.

score -1 · Answer 18 · 2020-11-14T14:49:26+00:00

Me go in cave me get artifact me turn around me rip

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2020-10-31T14:52:02+00:00

Cute when sleeping

Death when awake

If you want that

Go away!

oof that rymed

score -1 · Answer 20 · 2020-10-25T01:30:53+00:00

Oh no a video just told me to steal this beats egg f no I just want to tame a therizinozaurus