My megalo (FluffCarryStuff) woke me up at night. He said look at this. He brought me outside. It was very dark.

His eyes paralyzed me

I serve FluffCarryStuff now

At day: *snore fluffy boi snore sounds*

At night: *kills everything in path*

Basically me all the time, except I’m just bored & miserable (don’t ask,) all day then doin a muncha stuffs at night all night

Me: ooo a furry rex??

Dino wakes up*

Me: time to....... GTFO JUST RUN.....

But its to late

Walking in cave on Mount oh that looks like a rock rises up as you stand on it with Mount. Last words you ever say: oh come on

I have mistaken one in the dark for carno. Oh well, I thought, another dino in my collection.

Now I have an army of dinos that include two yutyrannuses, three wyverns, two ovi, a lystro, a dodo, a rex and a dilo with argy. About to have a car- Megalosaurus. I'm yet to reach my home, nor have I ran out of tranq arrows. What's next, a giga mistaken for rex?

I was walking on ragnorak i was close to spawn and then i see a big furry thing that looks like a dog and then i see it wake up shit thtas not a doge

These wild guys will help you get skins 0.0

He is not mega he sornooooooooooooo😪😪😪

Might as well become a mega-lo-sore-ass once your flyer gets caught in em.

I was walking around biking bay and I see a rock with two pancakes on it I go to it it was still asleep cause daytime I looked at it as soon as I saw mega I ran like there was no tomorrow they were both females and I tamed one the other one is still on that rock to this day

If I knew how to mod I would make coffee a thing it’s use would be drain torpor and hydrate or remove 10 sleep dept of a megalo

How does this thing survive in caves without getting a concussion by the rocks

Shrek

WHY DO I NEED TO SAY THAT-

CUTE AS KITTENS WHEN SLEEPING😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Me in the morning be like.

Here is scary name for megalosaurus, its so scary you will poop in your underwear. The name is "Pooffy".

They frikin pick you up on fjodr they NEVER SPAWN

Imagine feeding these stimberries during the day lol

school bois be like in day time: night school bois be like: blood thirsty