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Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the megalosaurus? Funny megalosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Megalosaurus Tales : Episode 1#. “These Annoying Onyx’s Are Annoying They keep flying in our faces!”Said Rubber(Female Megalosaurus). “IK STOP REPEATING PLEASE”Said Blue(male Megalosaurus). “Ok I thought ya Didn’t Listen”Said Rubber(Female Megalosaurus). To Be Continued (Bc Lazy TwT)
I tried tameing one and my game bugged so I lost everything but these are pretty much the most annoying tame ever I HAD 3 OF THESE SUCKERS JUMP OFF A FU#@& CLIFF they will yeat themselves into the water just to get away from you
IF YOU DONT THINKTHEY ARE THE CUTEST THING WHEN THEY SLEEP YOU ARE THE FIRST TO DIE!!!!!!!
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These guys will most likely be the best things to use in multiplayer of you want revenge just sneak up o. Some o e in the night and they will jump through their skin
I was on the beach with one of my friends, it was becoming night. I was riding a saber who had decent states, while my friend was on a rapter. We are almost to Viking bay when I see what looks like a carno in front of me. I charge in not thinking, and well RIP everything, it decided to shred into my tame with its red eye, that’s when I know I done messed up! So I went back to tame it and my friend lead the megalosaurus right to are trikes, so I had to kill it. Needless to say it was a sad day.