Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Me: seeking for a place to sleep *gos in cave* ahhh a bice fluffy place to lie down and sleep *lies down* ZZZZZZZZZZ * wakes up finding out sonethings is eating his toe* AAAHHHHH WTF GET UR LAZY ASS AAWAY FROM ME!!
Megalo: hello darkness my old friend
More Megalosaurus Funny Tips
ITS SO FLUFFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
11:99 pm megalosaurus: I'm so tiredπ« 1:00 am megalosaurus: anyone want smoke!?
First time seeing one ever:
Aww it's so cute and fluffy, it's just sleeping... Oh wait, what's it doing. It's waking up? Uhh, why are it's eyes-. OH MY GOD, HELP, THIS THING IS NOT CUTE, ITS A BLOODTHIRSTY KILLER DEAR GOD!!!
That mtf wake up
Me:OOOO fluffy rock.
Me:( hits with pickaxe )
Megalosaurus:????
Megalosaurus: ( looks at me with a deadly look )
Megalosaurus: ( goes back to sleep )
Me: letβs hit it again
Me:( hit him again )
Megalosaurus: ALRIGHT YOU ARE GOING DOWN YOU LITTLE SHI-
Me:AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Basically me on a school day. Tired and constantly wanting to sleep in the day, totally awake at night
At day they are fluffy bois...
at night they are bringers of death...
And once you tame them...
They become a cat.
Whoever tames one of these with punching,and cooked fish meat, is a real man.
While it's asleep, draw a mustache on its face and run for life :D
As a kid i wasβt afraid of the nightβ¦
β¦but now i am.