Dododex
Ark: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Dododex
Ark: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Tips & Strategies
Me: seeking for a place to sleep *gos in cave* ahhh a bice fluffy place to lie down and sleep *lies down* ZZZZZZZZZZ * wakes up finding out sonethings is eating his toe* AAAHHHHH WTF GET UR LAZY ASS AAWAY FROM ME!!
Megalo: hello darkness my old friend
Megalo: hello darkness my old friend
More Megalosaurus Funny Tips
First time seeing one ever:
Aww it's so cute and fluffy, it's just sleeping... Oh wait, what's it doing. It's waking up? Uhh, why are it's eyes-. OH MY GOD, HELP, THIS THING IS NOT CUTE, ITS A BLOODTHIRSTY KILLER DEAR GOD!!!
Aww it's so cute and fluffy, it's just sleeping... Oh wait, what's it doing. It's waking up? Uhh, why are it's eyes-. OH MY GOD, HELP, THIS THING IS NOT CUTE, ITS A BLOODTHIRSTY KILLER DEAR GOD!!!
I was wandering in a cave in the daytime and I run over this rock and the rock moved I was so scared I literally fell out of my chair
I have many megas
Me:Ahh my army is soo bootiful
Dad: Why so many-
Me:MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT
Me:Ahh my army is soo bootiful
Dad: Why so many-
Me:MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT
JUST FIVE MORE MINUTES MMMOOOMMM!
Basically me on a school day. Tired and constantly wanting to sleep in the day, totally awake at night
