What are some funny jokes or stories about the megalodon? Funny megalodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
*Jaws Theme Plays*
Mosa:giga of the sea dunk:Allo or carcha of the sea Ichty: Rex of the sea Meg:dodo of the sea
Fish are friends not food
Humans are food,and they taste better anyway
-DARKSTAR
Sorry guys but…
We need a bigger raft!
If you get that reference your my friend
Itchy on steroid’s
Swim swim like a dolphin
In the deep blue sea
Oh no what’s that
Oh never min———- * blood splatters*
Am I the only one who got tons of acendent Megalodon Saddles while not having the resources to build one or even a tames megalodon?
-shows pic of the megadlon-
Me:I want to see the real jaws
-shows pic of great white shark-
Me:I said the real jaws
-shows pic of flying shark flying to bird
Me:perfection
Every Meg starts to sleepy my toe in the water Meg :)
Who else thought it would be bigger
Lava😎, Shut the hell up. That was their opinion may have not been yours they just wanted ark to be more realistic. So you shouldn't change someones own opinion, cause its theirs.
-Beanzles!-
Ian Denver Quigao
Dion Linard Quigao
I tamed one and I got it to lvl 63 while I'm ok the easiest difficulty and it was lvl 12
Everytime I go ocean roaming with my baryonyx,I see his face
Jaws muhahahahhahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahhahahahahahaha it jumped on me and used its fin to slap right in there
I feel like Harry Potter at the ball.how can you get one on there own to tame. HOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don’t you like how that a shark/fish likes raw and prime meat more than actual fish let’s think about that
Is it just me or.....whenever I see this the Jaws panic music plays in my head.
Need a bigger boat I have titanic
Did you ever wonder what happened to JAWS? I can tell you now they made babies.