I wouldn't recommend using these to farm meat, it got me some nasty food poisoning

Please read these megalania tips with an Australian accent.

I found a meglania on my ceiling and I'm naming him Dave

Have you ever wanted your own ginormous monitor lizard that can transmit rabies and climb your walls? Well TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY! Knock one of these WONDERFUL komodo dragons out and shove some of that wonderful baryonyx kibble down its bacteria infected mouth and you've got yourself a GIANT MONITOR LIZARD!

Recommend a 100+Gallon tank and proper UV and Heating (preferably over 100watts). Handling is not suggested, but riding definitely is.

Scare the living HELL out of your roomate by leaving your giant lizard on your ceiling! Or have your mother come home to a RABIFIED surprise!

CALL NOW and get YOUR VERY OWN BRED MUTATED FULLY IMPRINTED GIANT MONITOR PARKOUR LIZARD!

(Amazing tame. Found clung to walls in caves.)

Guys I found the source of the corona virus

On the carno island cave, as I was coming back from the artifact, a lil poo came from the ceiling. I looked up and some weird crocodile beast fell on me and gave me cancer.

Cancer Cave Crocodile is its new nickname.

Spider man, Spider man

Does what ever a spider can

Climbs a wall

Survive a 10 meter fall

Gives you rabies

He is in the shape of hades

Look, there goes Spider Man

These are Purlovias, Thylacoleos and diseased leechs on steroids

me:goes into artifact of the hunter cave

megalania:im bout to do whats called a pro gamer move

Real men knock it out with their fists.............