Please read these megalania tips with an Australian accent.

These are literally mutated actually useful moschops but they hate everybody because everybody kills moschops for...well...hide and there is no other reason to so all the megalanias are doing is simply getting revenge

Have you ever wanted your own ginormous monitor lizard that can transmit rabies and climb your walls? Well TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY! Knock one of these WONDERFUL komodo dragons out and shove some of that wonderful baryonyx kibble down its bacteria infected mouth and you've got yourself a GIANT MONITOR LIZARD!

Recommend a 100+Gallon tank and proper UV and Heating (preferably over 100watts). Handling is not suggested, but riding definitely is.

Scare the living HELL out of your roomate by leaving your giant lizard on your ceiling! Or have your mother come home to a RABIFIED surprise!

CALL NOW and get YOUR VERY OWN BRED MUTATED FULLY IMPRINTED GIANT MONITOR PARKOUR LIZARD!

(Amazing tame. Found clung to walls in caves.)

If you search komodo dragon you get this

On the carno island cave, as I was coming back from the artifact, a lil poo came from the ceiling. I looked up and some weird crocodile beast fell on me and gave me cancer.

Cancer Cave Crocodile is its new nickname.

Guys I found the source of the corona virus

If moschops came back from prison.

If megalanias were still alive Australia will be all rabies YAY 🥳 ( I’m Australian)

Me back then: what r u bro

Me now OH SHIT

These are Purlovias, Thylacoleos and diseased leechs on steroids