I go in cave I look for megalainia there I go with a thylacoleo going down the cave 3 of them right there I back up a little bit yea I’m just gonna go more behind me rip me and my thyla

Please read these megalania tips with an Australian accent.

Guys I found the source of the corona virus

Have you ever wanted your own ginormous monitor lizard that can transmit rabies and climb your walls? Well TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY! Knock one of these WONDERFUL komodo dragons out and shove some of that wonderful baryonyx kibble down its bacteria infected mouth and you've got yourself a GIANT MONITOR LIZARD!

Recommend a 100+Gallon tank and proper UV and Heating (preferably over 100watts). Handling is not suggested, but riding definitely is.

Scare the living HELL out of your roomate by leaving your giant lizard on your ceiling! Or have your mother come home to a RABIFIED surprise!
CALL NOW and get YOUR VERY OWN BRED MUTATED FULLY IMPRINTED GIANT MONITOR PARKOUR LIZARD!

(Amazing tame. Found clung to walls in caves.)

me:goes into artifact of the hunter cave
megalania:im bout to do whats called a pro gamer move

moschops crack addicted cousin that dropped out of high school and sells drugs for a living, this is a bad example for your moschops so don't leave them in the same room

He will get your moschops on drugs

So i was prepping for ARK, and i was gathering tutorials from YT, and i saw the tutorial for the Megalania, so i watched it and i saved it to my playlist. And when i learned that these guys are not in Mobile, i was just sad. They look so cool, they look like the Komodo Dragons from Indonesia. Their ability to climb walls is also very useful. I love these guys.

He protect
He attack
he also flips off the roof to give you heart attack!!!

Spiderman, Spiderman!
Does whatever a spider he can.
Spins a web any size,
Catches thieves, just like flies.
Look out! Here comes the Spiderman!
Is he strong? Listen, Bud!
He's got radioactive blood.
Can he swing from a thread?
Take a look overhead.
Hey there, there goes the Spiderman!
In the chill of night,
At the scene of the crime
Like a streak of light
He arrives just in time
Spiderman, Spiderman
Friendly neighborhood Spiderman
Wealth and fame he's ignored
Action is his reward
To him, life is a great big bang-up
Wherever there's a hang-up
You'll find the Spiderman!

On the carno island cave, as I was coming back from the artifact, a lil poo came from the ceiling. I looked up and some weird crocodile beast fell on me and gave me cancer.

Cancer Cave Crocodile is its new nickname.