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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the maewing? Funny maewing jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 2 · Answer 1 · 2021-07-19T17:36:38+00:00

I’m an expert on squirrels and this is ONLY a flying squirrel and a platypus. Nothing else. And it kidnaps babies, but it isn’t hybrid with anything else! It’s not a beaver! And flying squirrels don’t fly! They glide!

-Squirrely

score 2 · Answer 2 · 2021-07-07T13:42:24+00:00

They are very cute and are very good swimmers

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2023-01-18T22:00:04+00:00

Have you ever had someone drop out of the sky with a 213 platipus and bite you. I have and its not fun. These do very little damage but have tanky health even with my mastercraft pike i didnt make it hurt. The only reason i was still alive for 30 minutes was because the rider was a nooooooob and didnt know the damage a maewing can inflict.

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2023-01-18T13:25:22+00:00

This creature right here my freinds. Is the reason wyverns lay eggs in treches and not on mountains.

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2022-12-31T08:31:27+00:00

It a fat ass peter smith posich jc h g fh

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2022-10-07T21:05:57+00:00

GAS GAS GAS I'M GONNA STEP ON THE GAS TONIGHT

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2022-09-23T19:32:50+00:00

This is the child kidnapper 3000. It feeds your kids with big bahongas and won't let them go until they're adults.

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2020-12-20T04:24:35+00:00

I wonder how manny guys this thing can get with it nipples.

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2020-12-19T10:03:02+00:00

To the person who said about the incubator...

Lol

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2024-06-20T15:17:53+00:00

Alder from callofduty: it’s platypersues

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2024-06-20T15:09:43+00:00

If y’all have done callofduty campaign then have a platypersues

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2022-08-11T21:32:12+00:00

Here we have the newest skeet shooting invention technology can buy. Moves fast so shoot faster!

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2022-07-03T00:28:30+00:00

Parry the platypus what are u doing here

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2024-04-21T23:59:01+00:00

My first maewing lvl214 died looked like I loved it but it was online so SOMEBODY had a giga and killed me and maewing but my 3 gigas killed this SOMEBODY and his giga so he got kamra

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2022-04-12T02:19:40+00:00

perry the maewing or maewing the platypus could be better but NO, perry the platypus on boob implants would be the name

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2022-04-03T02:20:51+00:00

What are a maewings pronouns since they non binary pe/pim? Phe/pher? Pher? Pherry? PERRY THE PLATYPUS!??

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2022-04-01T09:23:02+00:00

Add Bunny ears it's one of the most adorable and funny costumes on any creature.

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2022-02-12T21:14:46+00:00

Steal their egg they said,it’s fun.

Long story short:i died.

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2023-12-31T23:10:55+00:00

1. Get urself a maewing

2. Start gliding

3. Glide into some water

Boom u got urself a living jet ski

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2021-07-19T17:32:36+00:00

This is weird, I was drawing one day and made a flying squirrel plus duck cause like I love squirrels! And then a month later these were on Xbox and I was like, wow government now your stealing my ideas?!

-Squirrely