What are some funny jokes or stories about the maewing? Funny maewing jokes submitted by ARK players.
BIG FAT JUICY BREASTS!!!!!! AHHHHG UHHHHH
What is this creature like whaaaaat
Hhhhhmmmm should I tame these and use them in a dog sled or see what kind of loot they drop?
Only slightly peadophilic lol
It incubates eggs? Thought there was a “ egg incubator” for genesis 2.
man i wish i could look at its irresistible teats
They look like a Flying squirrel with a Duck bill🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So you name one perry the platipus so I would like to tame 30 Maewings and gave them a group name and there names would be perry the platifly!
I suck at Ark and I’m not funny
Of course the baby kidnapping multiple platypus is also genderless.
So basically this is just a pedophile thats motto is hippity hoppiy your child is now my property. XD why?
Psyduck I choose you! Maewing what he heck!
A platypus!?
*casually puts saddle on*
Perry the platypus!!!
Remove the letter "a" in "Maewing" and you get unfunny joke
Thanks I hate it.
He a mfing platypus.
Me: he is more then just a animal his a god
Everyone else: his just a cute animal
Why I’m glad they don’t have genders in ark Because the Fact they can spray milk out of there nipples is already weird But imagine a maewing that’s male spraying milk💀💀☠️💀☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️