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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the maewing? Funny maewing jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -1 · Answer 1 · 2022-01-23T03:28:49+00:00

This thing biome it lives in won’t let me in

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2021-11-14T01:58:08+00:00

Awww! Platypus,flying squirrel, cute thing! I want one! BUT I DON’T HAVE THEM ON MY VERSION OF MY ARK UGHHHHHH

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2021-11-09T23:49:46+00:00

When u are taming meawing…

Meawing be like: I believe I can fly!!!!

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2021-11-07T17:42:16+00:00

I’m way to attached to my Maewing I got a maewing and I named him fuzzy me and my brother play ark split screen we have a decent sized house my Maewing (fuzzy) is now an inside pet and my brother lives outside lol

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2020-12-19T12:52:27+00:00

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nice

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2021-09-02T05:25:29+00:00

Weird national geographic man: Mm...yes. They call these "Tree platypus", Also known as Perry Platyty. (Grubhub ad plays and everyone dies)

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2021-08-04T06:50:49+00:00

Looks like a platypus

I wonder how it tastes like

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2021-02-25T08:44:34+00:00

POV: You are a baby Dino. “La di da, omg, stop stealing m platypus super glider crossbreed. Come back here with myself!”

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2023-07-06T17:45:21+00:00

ALRIGHT YOU JERKS STOP SAYING THAT THIS CUTE LITTLE PLATYPUS IS A KIDNAPPER OR ELSE I'M GONNA KILL ALL OF YOUR TAMES IN FRONT OF YOU, I WILL DESTROY YOUR BASE WITH FIRE, I'M GONNA SENT A PACK OF SHADOWMANES TO HAUND YOUR DREAMS AND I'M GONNA THROW YOU IN A LAVA PIT FULL OF MAGMASAURS. THIS CUTE LITTLE THING IS ONE MILLION TIMES CUTER THAN A SHINEHORN, TRY CHANGE MY MIND!!!!

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2023-06-15T21:42:06+00:00

So cool bring them to space in gen 2

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2023-04-25T04:45:44+00:00

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard! *turns on nursing ability*

score -3 · Answer 12 · 2021-01-25T15:15:25+00:00

This is Chris hansen please take a seat

score -3 · Answer 13 · 2020-12-23T03:48:53+00:00

Just read the emoji in the description

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2023-11-01T04:42:37+00:00

The child predator of ark survival evolved .

score -3 · Answer 15 · 2021-07-09T01:15:30+00:00

It’s called a flying squirrel platypus nipple and Maewing for short 😂

score -3 · Answer 16 · 2021-07-08T18:27:45+00:00

Perry the platypus has been added finally.

score -3 · Answer 17 · 2021-07-07T11:03:32+00:00

A tamed meawing can produce milk from its nibble in its back but it’s important because it feeds baby dinos it so good for gigas

score -3 · Answer 18 · 2021-06-28T03:42:54+00:00

So i hit a Meawing and it glided in the water and i ran and i said to myself i killed a duck billed squirrle and i never tried to go by a maewing again... and that maewing really just glided threw the mount xD

score -3 · Answer 19 · 2021-06-21T03:20:11+00:00

Hooo is the father of each egg and boo is mother

score -3 · Answer 20 · 2021-11-16T00:41:03+00:00

The maewing can kinda scale cliffs but not the best