What are some funny jokes or stories about the maewing? Funny maewing jokes submitted by ARK players.
I got my first maewing yesterday. I was happy untill I got stuck between a rock after getting chased by alpha Carno.... I'm now trying to get a new one 😑
This thing is the embodiment of divorce, stealing the kids while traveling at hyper speed just so they can make omelets for her
Don’t let him take the kids!,!!!!!
Meywing just good get it very fast
Wyvern: I am the fastest test flyer
Maewing:are you sure about that?
Wyvern:*commit suicide *
The spawn id for this thing is milkglider. Kinda fitting if you ask me.
ARK HAS ADDED PERRY THE MAEWING!!! Now it’s gonna kick doof’s
butt!
Tina originals from 🦤dex
A bunkadiqua ,BUNKA DA BUNKADIQUA !
Shoobe doobe do bop shoobe dooby do bop shoobedoobe do bop ppppeeeeeeerrrrryyyyyyy
It looks like a platypus squirrel
P e r r y. T h e. M a y w I n g .
dooby dooby doo bah dooby doo bah
He's a weird-looking child-stealing kidnapper of action.
You’re not sigma.
Oh now austrilas in ark
-Dog
A helpful tip should inculde a few more words mate >:]
Bru my maewing has 94 points into movement speed 😭
This is the deity that all platypuses worship.
Platypusius
POV: Maewing more like meewing 🤫👈
Doofensmurch kidnapped perry and put him on steroids.
All he remembers is to kidnap and give kids “candy.”
Doofensmurch is down here in a hole!
Why idk.
The fact it stealls DINO CHILDREN speaks for its self
When i was gliding in my maewing it pooped while at mid air