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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the leedsichthys? Funny leedsichthys jokes submitted by ARK players.
Pro uses pelagoris noob: Haha your slow I have a raft! Pro: yes but look at that lethy. Noob: awww but whales are nice *jumps in water* *lethy starts smiling toward him* noob: ahhh oh no it’s aggressive! I can get on the raft! *gets on raft* noob: what the… megalodons aren’t smart enough to attack a raft! Niuuuuuuu *makes blub/gurgling sound as quickly dies* pro: and this is why I took a pelagornis dude bc it will fly out of the water!
Moral of the story: lethys are actually smarter then megalodons, but they are jerks and will not stop attacking humans after having quality meat shoved in their mouths.
Firstly, stop saying this is a whale, THIS IS A NUMBER 1 FUC#KING GIANT PREHISTORIC "FISH", DUDE. Secondly, Don't punch them out of the blue with no reason! They do have damage like a wild Giga. Last, don't go near it with your raf-
OH look! a wood floating in the middle of the sea!