Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
My Dad: Hey, can you check what the animal is that attacked the raft on…

My Dad: Hey, can you check what the animal is that attacked the raft on Dododex?
Me: Sure, its basically a giant leech that only attacks boats.
My Dad: Great so we have a giant leech thing attacking the boat, which is our only way of travel to herbivore island.
Me: This is why I prefer taming aerial animals.
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Once me and my friends were heading to our town on herbivore island, and then this thing comes. It's like out of Moby Dick. One of my friends shouted "ABANDON SHIP!" And jumped into the ocean, swimming to shore. Me and my two other friends stayed on the ship, with our rifles ready. Then my friend who abandoned us tried to help us by shooting the beast with a bazooka. He did manage to kill it, but he killed us and the raft too. We have since put handcuffs on him, and put him in our prison in the cave in carnivore island.