Yarr ye be losin yonder ship to this here mighty toothless monster! Hide ye children, hide ye wife, for this leedshitass be comin for ye!

My Dad: Hey, can you check what the animal is that attacked the raft on Dododex?
Me: Sure, its basically a giant leech that only attacks boats.
My Dad: Great so we have a giant leech thing attacking the boat, which is our only way of travel to herbivore island.
Me: This is why I prefer taming aerial animals.

This is why I play scorched earth

So I am scared of the arks oceans which is really bad when I am taming a sea creature. So I was out taking my newly tame Ichthys home and I was swimming really close to the beach. Then out of nowhere (literally) spawned what looked to be a massive whale it was so scary. I don’t know what it was because I am still to scared to move but it looks like this and I am sooo scared of it. I don’t want it killing my Ichthys (even though I am not sure what it is and I know nothing attacks Ichthys but still I am really scared to go down😶)

I lost a full metal motor boat to this idiot