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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the leedsichthys? Funny leedsichthys jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 1 · Answer 1 · 2018-12-18T22:32:50+00:00

Towards thee I roll, ghoul all-destroying but unconquering whale;to the last I grapple with thee;from hell’s heart I stab at thee;for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee.

-quote from Ahab to Moby Dick.

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2022-07-10T00:14:05+00:00

ITS THE BIG FISH THAT THE BIBLE TOLD US ABOUT!! wait……. JONAH?!?!? ARE YOU IN THERE?!?!?

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2022-06-24T15:52:07+00:00

I thought it snaps u but its true CUZ ITS AN BIG TUNA

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2022-04-30T16:21:01+00:00

To escape this one’s relative, mosasaur:

1, shoot it

2, call it Ghtero [Q.L.M)

3, kill it

4, run it’s playing dead!

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2022-03-20T11:00:51+00:00

It wasn’t the iceberg that caused titanic it was fat whale! Don’t steer over mr d*ck for it be sinkin yar ship! Hide your wife and children for mr d*ck be coming for ye!

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2022-02-08T11:14:10+00:00

Firstly, stop saying this is a whale, THIS IS A NUMBER 1 FUC#KING GIANT PREHISTORIC "FISH", DUDE. Secondly, Don't punch them out of the blue with no reason! They do have damage like a wild Giga. Last, don't go near it with your raf-

OH look! a wood floating in the middle of the sea!

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2018-03-06T04:14:31+00:00

This is the largest prehistoric sea creature ever but don’t even bother about it when you have a motorboat and full metal base, if you have turrets FLIPPIN’ MESS HIM UP!!!!!

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2021-11-22T15:15:06+00:00

Why on the picture on this does it look like a baby

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2021-08-16T23:54:41+00:00

You said underwear tames instead of underwater tames

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2021-08-16T15:05:05+00:00

How the titanic really sunk.

The blind sailors saw is and said “WIERD LOOKIN’ ICEBERG AHEAD!”

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2021-08-16T15:03:07+00:00

Scraping meat off its body does no damage? Wildcard is weird

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2021-07-27T15:39:24+00:00

I JUST SAW AN

Only got 50 …………I’m so sad

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2021-07-11T09:05:04+00:00

One just showed up behind my base close to herbivore island and I was scared bc I fell of my argy but I just ended up stuck on the island for a few hours whistling for big bird (my argy)

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2021-07-11T05:12:51+00:00

Is it a lead from MineCraft? Hmm

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2021-06-30T21:31:22+00:00

I was sailing around and one ate my raft. Since I lost a ton of stuff I went to go scrape off its meat since it's the least it could give me. I then noticed that the ui thing said "wait till it's hungry again"

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2021-06-28T19:38:33+00:00

Boat eating filter feeder: Noooooo u cant juat play on a differend device and have a safe boat!!!!!!!!

Mobile Players: haha raft go weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2021-01-29T17:52:16+00:00

Down with the leadsicthus

A few more words

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2020-12-19T08:15:02+00:00

Leedsichthys hahaha i brake mods

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2020-08-23T17:42:24+00:00

Honestly if u could tame one of these boi... U would be an actual MVP in ark.

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2020-07-07T03:20:10+00:00

When I was going tame something I saw it it was huge I got the meat and I gasp OMG I GOT RAW PRIME MEAT