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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the leech? Funny leech jokes submitted by ARK players.
hippity hoppity, all ur minor antidotes are gonnity
Don't underestimate the.feeling leech I was in the swamp setting up my shrek base and then I saw it a leech army was eating max level mutated giga and I thought it be fine to leave my gigs on passive. Rip Gigi my giga
It would be so fun to tame a bunch of these on pvp and then capture noobs and make the leeches chase them
All around awesome mount great for boss fights, great for flying across the map, insane land speed, and possibly the best Tek and metal farmers
Just spam their face with Giga
Red roses are violets blue and you are stuck to my toes
A leach killed my t rex and I was big sad
I got attacked by a leech. I died anyway because I stood in the fire for to long ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ
-Dog
My friend was playing ark and sheโs a female survivor and she goes into the swamp with no clothes, she comes out and thereโs a leech right above herโฆunmentionablesโฆ
How i avoid leaches.blow then everything in the swamp with c4
Billie Jean is not my lover sheโs just a girl ๐ก
: Saw those girls laughing at me for my size... So i joined ark and made them scream harcore
I like leeches they remind me of my toilet paper
I saw a deceased leech by the redwood and it came onto land to get me. That was the first leech I eversaw
Bleh ew and AAAAAAA!!!!! A leech!!!!
They only eat force tame and your face so feed it force tame the name it see ya sucka be cause there on your screen
Parents in ARK
Mom:what's that in your storage box
Me:a broken tool that I'm never gonna fix
Mom:ONE DAY YOU GON WAKE UP AND THERE GONNA BE A LEECH NIBBLING ON YO NUTSACK!!!
Me sees leech in real life:๐
Me sees it in ark:๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ
Me when it bites me in ark:๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
The leech:๐น๐น๐น๐น
What I do when I see one:RUN LIKE HELL
dis succ you can interpert that however you want