What are some funny jokes or stories about the leech? Funny leech jokes submitted by ARK players.
so this is where the coronavirus came from...
I was making a path through the swamp one day. I saw a rock in the water. Then alot of rocks in the water. They Weren’t rocks....
I got a leach on me once, it never came off... I honestly died to it but, even though I died was happy that it was off of me... I respawned and it was still attached to me... :|:|:|:|:|:|
Once while at my school we had to to research on leeches...when it came to see what they looked like my recommendation said"What do leeches look like in ARK?" I totally didn't mean to click it...😏updoot
Does anyone else want to forcetame 500 of these?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I am a leach
Me will suk u
The alien butthole worm
bitten dies still is sucking my BLOOD：l
Doesn’t it SUCK when these are on you
Has the chance to infect you with all sorts of STDS from swimming in belle delphines bath water for so long
Me: is it on mobile
Leach: I’m big
Me: I don’t care
I didn’t know.
He got me.
I tried to punch him. (That obviously didn’t work) so I jumped into a pool of piranha to get myself killed.
That’s how much he bugged me.
You know, it SUCKS when these things bite you!
COVID did NOT come from China!!! These SUCKERS gave it to us!!! They are the reason we have had to ARKive fun things!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP
Here is a tip, just don’t go to the swamp. 😲😲😲😲
I thought they were tadpoles.......I was wrong...... T^T
Starters crying in meeting a leech cause is a mid game creature
Nah there’s a really easy way of getting them off-you don’t!
To find one
1 go in swamp
3 get attacked by 6 leeches