Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the leech? Funny leech jokes submitted by ARK players.
Ark creator: Let’s make a new creature
Scientist: what?
It should be a type of worm
Okay
It should have 3 jaws
Done
It should drink blood and take stamina from people it latches onto
👌🏻
It should live in the swamp and in caves
Check
It should only attack other swamp creatures if it’s on mobile
Got it
And let’s make the only way to remove the fire
Got it
And just for the fun of it let’s make big red ones that spread swamp fever!
All right, that it?
Yep.
I was in the swamp finding a sarco to tame, a bunch of leeches jumped on me, I was a noob and didn’t know how to get rid of them, I got a sarco before they killed me and tried to get it back to my base, I died to the leeches before I got back, I went to grab my stuff and the sarco, on the way I was attacked by both raptors and troodons at once, I managed to get back to the sarco and my stuff back to my base, also my carno and pteranodon both died in the proccess
Why,just why?
WHY!?
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