I didn’t know.

He got me.

I tried to punch him. (That obviously didn’t work) so I jumped into a pool of piranha to get myself killed.

That’s how much he bugged me.

They ain’t gunna know what hit em

every kid ever: why did I get meat in ark… I wanted pulse rifle

me: why did I get a leech… I wanted leech blood

He do Wiggle wiggle wiggle

with the power of fire i rebuke u (MD)

Imagine having a leech on ur lower front.

Oh god no.

Oh look! It’s Kamala Harris!

P.S. if she gets elected, our country is going down…

Wait.. you can tame these grotesque things?

I see a diseased leech:

Me: I didn’t know diplocalus could be red

Leech:im gonna end this players whole carrier

On the ark wiki, it says that a pteradon can pick these things.

Well..........

At least least they look cool and are only in the swamp

I had never been a swamp, until needing to find these because on every official server I go on there’s an outbreak off Swamp Fever and for me. They. Don’t. Exist. I’ve used a Sarco in every single swamp in Rag for about an hour biting into the water. Nothing. Your only hope is to pray to the leech god that they spawn

Youll find this sucking on Ur balls and performing fellatio and teabagging

Did someone ever sow one of these?

Happy New year to get sucked by some of these

THESE CAN BE TAMED EWWWWWWW I hate them

Are ya ready kids ? *eye eye cap’n* I can’t here you! *EYE EYE CAP’N

OHHHHHHHHH

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? *spongebob leeched pants*

He’s yellow and crusty and foreign you see *spongebo— wait what*

His best friends called Patrick but he’s just a fish *spongebob squarepants **sighs** *

His pet is called Gary and he became a dish! *savage pantie wanties*

I had a normal one on me and said I am near my bed so it don’t matter if I die . And so a just gathered some metal put it in my refining forge and was actidensly on it and I burned the leech of and I did not know you could do that

hippity hoppity, all ur minor antidotes are gonnity