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Parents in ARK

Mom:what's that in your storage box

Me:a broken tool that I'm never gonna fix

Mom:ONE DAY YOU GON WAKE UP AND THERE GONNA BE A LEECH NIBBLING ON YO NUTSACK!!!

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